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Title: Turtle's New Girlfriend
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Published: Aug 20, 2010
Author: Some Cartoonist Guy
Post Date: 2010-08-20 11:28:36 by Turtle
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#1. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach (#0)
You're just jealous.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
This one doesn't appear to have any fur or wool. Won't your other "gurls" be jealous? LOL! As if this is your girlfriend. It appears to be a fantasy drawing by some dude whose name I don't recall at the moment but he's very popular and his sketches and drawings bring a big price iirc.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. You're just jealous.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
Are you thinking of Vargas?
You're just jealous, too.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
And both of you are also jealous.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Jealous? lol......... Where did you get that picture of me and why are you claiming that I'm your girlfriend? Or are you claiming that the beast I'm about to slay is your girlfriend? Folks could believe that one. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Looks just like abraxas only with red hair.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. LOL I see we had the same reaction. Now that is funny.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. You're Red Sonja? I want to see picture of you in a bikini swinging a sword to prove it.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Thank you FF.......so we all know that's NOT Turtle's girlfriend. It's ME. I colored my hair and sharpened my sword for that painting. I think it turned out real nice. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Fibber.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
You're also a fibber.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
I knew about the guns. Didn't know you had a sword too. Now I am jealous.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. deleted
The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
I told you that you were jealous. It's of me, though.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
abraxas is a cute little blond. But beware, she is also a great shot.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. After that sitting, I took my sword and I went on a Turtle hunt.......slew over 200 that day and fed a large villiage of starving midgets. Srarving midgets LOVE turtle meat.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Yes, but does she have an armored bikini and a sword?
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
It's of me, though. So why exactly would a woman be jealous of you again? Do you have bigger tits than me? sorry, that open door was tooooo tempting.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. why do you degrade this site with nonsense after repeatedly expressing disdain for the majority of posters here, & their informed beliefs?
"if I have all faith so as to move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing." 1 Cor 12:31—13:13 Fibber. There are no turtles in Oz, and besides Munchkins wouldn't eat turtles even if there were.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
She didn't bring it to the bar but it wouldn't surprise me.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. What's that I see up in the sky? It's Artisan's sense of humor flying away!
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Don't tell anybody........but I have a lovely Iron Maiden and Catherine Wheel too. Sometimes I like to put turtles on the rack just for fun. You should hear them SQUEAL!!!!!! You wouldn't think a turtle could scream so loud. Sometimes I have to wear ear muffs.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Hey, who threw the turd in the pool? Children having fun here, daddy.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. Oops.......forgot to ping Turtle to that one. : ) I was distracted by the screaming turtles.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
I suppose you also torture pugs?!?!
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Some people are just so serious all the time.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Only on days that end in 'y'......... : ) If my Iron Maiden and Catherine Wheel don't get daily use, the parts get rusty. I like to keep my torture devices in tip-top shape.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
LOL
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. deleted
The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
My last girlfriend just went through a boob reduction. She said it would have cost $9000 except for the insurance. She still had to pay $1000. I didn't ask what the surgeon did with the extra. Soap, I guess.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Torturing turtles and pugs... You're going straight to Heck.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Oh no I'm not. Starving midgets LOVE BBQ pug....they can't get enough. It's all part of my crusade to save the midgets.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
ARRGGHHH!!!! You are in BIG trouble!
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
LOL you are cracking me up.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons.
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#2. To: Turtle (#0)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#3. To: James Deffenbach (#2)
#4. To: Turtle (#0)
#5. To: James Deffenbach (#2)
#6. To: Eric Stratton (#4)
#7. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#0)
#8. To: Turtle (#7)
#9. To: Turtle, abraxas (#7)
And both of you are also jealous.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#10. To: abraxas, Turtle (#8)
Where did you get that picture of me and why are you claiming that I'm your girlfriend?
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#11. To: abraxas (#8)
Where did you get that picture of me and why are you claiming that I'm your girlfriend?
#12. To: farmfriend, Turtle (#9)
Looks just like abraxas only with red hair.
#13. To: abraxas (#12)
I colored my hair and sharpened my sword for that painting. I think it turned out real nice. :
#14. To: Turtle (#6)
#15. To: abraxas (#8)
#16. To: Eric Stratton (#14)
Not really, ... I'd be afraid of getting rabies from whatever your new GF is.
#17. To: abraxas (#12)
I colored my hair and sharpened my sword for that painting.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#18. To: abraxas (#12)
#19. To: farmfriend (#17)
I knew about the guns. Didn't know you had a sword too. Now I am jealous.
#20. To: Turtle (#16)
#21. To: Eric Stratton, abraxas (#18)
PM me a real pic if you don't mind.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#22. To: Turtle (#13)
#23. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#21)
abraxas is a cute little blond
#24. To: Turtle, abraxas (#19)
I told you that you were jealous.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#25. To: Turtle (#0)
"I don't know where Bin Laden is. I truly am not that concerned about him"
George W, Bush, 3/13/02 http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2002/03/20020313-8.html
#26. To: abraxas (#22)
Srarving midgets LOVE turtle meat.
#27. To: Turtle, abraxas (#23)
Yes, but does she have an armored bikini and a sword?
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#28. To: Artisan (#25)
why do you degrade this site with nonsense after repeatedly expressing disdain for the majority of posters here, & their informed beliefs?
#29. To: farmfriend (#17)
Didn't know you had a sword too. Now I am jealous.
#30. To: Artisan, turtle, abraxas (#25)
why do you degrade this site with nonsense after repeatedly expressing disdain for the majority of posters here, & their informed beliefs?
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#31. To: Turtle (#29)
#32. To: abraxas (#29)
Don't tell anybody........but I have a lovely Iron Maiden and Catherine Wheel too. Sometimes I like to put turtles on the rack just for fun. You should hear them SQUEAL!!!!!! You wouldn't think a turtle could scream so loud. Sometimes I have to wear ear muffs.
#33. To: farmfriend (#30)
Children having fun here, daddy.
#34. To: Turtle, Farmfriend (#32)
I suppose you also torture pugs?!?!
#35. To: abraxas (#34)
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#36. To: farmfriend (#21)
#37. To: farmfriend (#24)
So why exactly would a woman be jealous of you again? Do you have bigger tits than me?
#38. To: abraxas (#34)
Only on days that end in 'y'......... : ) If my Iron Maiden and Catherine Wheel don't get daily use, the parts get rusty. I like to keep my torture devices in tip-top shape.
#39. To: Turtle (#38)
You're going straight to Heck.
#40. To: abraxas (#39)
Starving midgets LOVE BBQ pug
#41. To: abraxas (#39)
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
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