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Title: Turtle’s Several Internet Chicks
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Published: Aug 21, 2010
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2010-08-21 10:42:13 by Turtle
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Views: 502
Comments: 22
I used to write for a pretty big site which will remain nameless, but for a while it was close to number 100 in the world in popularity. Altogether, in the past nine years, I’d say I’ve received about 2500 emails. One of them, about eight years ago, was from a woman who wrote me a long letter. So I wrote back. Then she wrote again. So I wrote again. The she sent me a picture of herself. I said, very nice, very good-looking. Then she wanted to talk on the phone. I thought about it and said, sure, okay. This has happened altogether six times. In every case the woman went through the same sequence: write me about an article in an online magazine or on my site, then send me a photo without my requesting it, then want to talk on the phone. I was, and still am, completely mystified by this behavior. Write, picture, phone. Is this some kind of instinct? I don’t have a clue. The pictures are what most puzzled me. I didn’t even ask. I’ve known older guys who were in WWII, who told me German women placed photos of themselves in store windows, hoping to meet American soldiers and get out of Germany. So I guess women instinctively understand men want to know what they look like. All of them were single or divorced. In two cases, divorced twice. So they were trolling the internet and decided I was interesting/amusing. One of them got married for the third time, another moved in with a guy, and as far as I know the others are still by themselves. Strangely, only two ever asked for a picture of me in return. Others waited until they met me before they knew what I looked like. Of course, I still have all the photos they sent me. Unfortunately, none of them are in bikinis or have swords.
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#1. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach, farmfriend, abraxas (#0)
All of you are just jealous.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
2. All of them were single or divorced. In two cases, divorced twice. So they were trolling the internet and decided I was interesting/amusing. 1. For which they will be eternally grateful I'm sure. 2. The poor, pitiful wretches, deluded and all.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Nonsense. Just another figment of your deranged imagination.
Jealous! Jealous! Jealous!
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Just another figment of your deranged imagination. Have you ever pondered what color the sun might be on Turtle's home planet?
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Jealous.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Uh huh. Sure, that must be it. Be sure and take your meds like the good doctor said. And maybe the hallucinations will stop.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. You're still jealous!
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Turtles are the nastiest things. I dont think they like sunlite??? They are bald headed, you know. Bald, smelly, ugly, slow, just some of the reasons real gurls have nothing to do with Turtle.
I dont think they like sunlite??? They are bald headed, you know. Bald, smelly, ugly, slow, just some of the reasons real gurls have nothing to do with Turtle. Both of you are just so jealous!
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. Isn't that your intent? Now one has to ask: why the need to make your love life an issue?
Democrats don't mind war as long as they can have big government. Republicans don't mind big government as long as they can have war.
Well yeah, "gurls" don't like dat (as Shirley Q. Liquor might say).
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Old expression in college was that if you're talking about it you ain't getting any.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
I have never lost any sleep over that issue but I have given it some serious consideration, a couple of seconds at a time.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. I think you meant: Why the need to make your LACK of love life an issue? lol If Turdle were half as busy with de women as he claims to be, he'd have no time to post his fantasies about de women constantly. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
lol........geez, we have to go back nearly a decade for you to muster up a woman who showed an iota of interest on de Internet. This is a silly story about a few PEN PALS. You didn't even see any skin in the pictures and no swords. Eight year olds have better stories to tell about their pen pals and convicts are FAR more interesting. ; )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
You're just jealous.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
One of them, about eight years ago, lol........geez, we have to go back nearly a decade for you to muster up a woman who showed an iota of interest on de Internet. She was the first one, which happened about eight years ago. Jealous.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Sooooo...Where are they?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Of course, I still have all the photos they sent me. Sooooo...Where are they? On my computer. I would never post them, especially the ones in which they had no clothes.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
1. I used to write for a pretty big site which will remain nameless
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#3. To: Turtle (#1)
All of you are just jealous.
#4. To: Cynicom (#3)
#5. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#3)
Nonsense.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#6. To: James Deffenbach (#5)
Have you ever pondered what color the sun might be on Turtle's home planet?
#7. To: Turtle (#6)
Jealous.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#8. To: James Deffenbach (#7)
Uh huh. Sure, that must be it. Be sure and take your meds like the good doctor said. And maybe the hallucinations will stop.
#9. To: James Deffenbach, Turtle (#5)
Have you ever pondered what color the sun might be on Turtle's home planet?
#10. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach (#9)
Turtles are the nastiest things.
#11. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom, Turtle, abraxas (#5)
Have you ever pondered what color the sun might be on Turtle's home planet?
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#12. To: Turtle (#1)
(Edited)
All of you are just jealous.
#13. To: Cynicom (#9)
Bald, smelly, ugly, slow, just some of the reasons real gurls have nothing to do with Turtle.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#14. To: PnbC (#12)
Now one has to ask: why the need to make your love life an issue?
#15. To: James Deffenbach (#5)
#16. To: Eric Stratton (#15)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#17. To: PnbC, Turtle (#12)
Now one has to ask: why the need to make your love life an issue?
#18. To: Turtle (#0)
One of them, about eight years ago,
#19. To: abraxas (#18)
This is a silly story about a few PEN PALS. You didn't even see any skin in the pictures and no swords. Eight year olds have better stories to tell about their pen pals and convicts are FAR more interesting. ; )
#20. To: abraxas (#18)
#21. To: Turtle (#0)
Of course, I still have all the photos they sent me.
One of the major consequences of the 9/11 movement has been to draw enormous amounts of energy and effort away from activism directed to real and ongoing crimes of state, and their institutional background, crimes that are far more serious than blowing up the WTC would be, if there were any credibility to that thesis. That is, I suspect, why the 9/11 movement is treated far more tolerantly by centers of power than is the norm for serious critical and activist work....Noam Chomsky
#22. To: AGAviator, abraxas (#21)
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