WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) In what might be the most serious challenge to Barack Obamas legitimacy as President, a new poll shows that one out of five Americans are not convinced that Mr. Obama exists.
The poll, conducted by the University of Minnesotas Opinion Research Institute, reveals that 23 percent of those surveyed strongly agreed with the statement, I believe that Barack Obamas birth was faked, just like the moon landing.
The poll results coincide with the recent rise of the so-called Exister movement, a group who believes that Mr. Obama is an optical illusion created by the Democratic Party to raise taxes and bail out banks.
The Birthers say that Obamas lack of a birth certificate means he was born in Kenya, says Jerrilene Rance, a leading Exister. We believe its proof that he was never born.
Ms. Rance says that while President George W. Bush was criticized for disappearing every August, Obama is never there to begin with.
Appearing Sunday on NBCs Meet the Press, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky) made comments about Mr. Obamas existence that only stoked the controversy.
Ive spoken to him face-to-face, and I take him at his word that he exists, he said. Unless of course I was talking to a hologram.
At the White House, spokesman Robert Gibbs brushed aside a question about the Presidents existence, saying that Mr. Obama had no comment.
Exister leader Jerrilene Rance offered this response: The reason he has no comment is that he has no mouth.