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Title: Tips for Kinda Hopeless Girls
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Published: Aug 23, 2010
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2010-08-23 12:00:27 by Turtle
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#1. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#0)
You two might want to look at this.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
for me, the head into the lap pose has always been a dead giveaway of interest by the lady.
__________________________________ It does bypass all the flirting, I'll give you that.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Was that you leering in the window???
You two might want to look at this. Popcorn bag is in the microwave, I'm set for the pithy jabs and internet- hilarity ;-)
__________________________________________________________ lol......Turdle thinks WE need tips. Turdle has had six PENPALS who didn't even send him any revealing pictures over the past EIGHT years and he now thinks he is qualified to give US tips. What's next tips on licking stamps? Getting dating advice from a video posted by Turdle is like calling an Amish electrician when the power goes out. ; )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
It'll take the Turtle a long time to recover from the mark that one will leave.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. If Turtle were a physician, he would be a proctologist.
I'm not going to watch the vid, but the chairs look very uncomfortable. They are not chick conducive.
here we go! lol.
Turtle just can't he'p hisself. One time he put paper on the television and called it paper view. Another time he tried to alphabetize his M&M's. And I heard he got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor. And he thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. "Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. Turtle was born at a County facility. Sign on the buildings reads, "COUNTY SEWAGE PLANT"...
That's cold, Cyni.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Turtle is an insufferable Turtle.
I met all except two of them.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Turtle is adorable.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Turtle is immune to the pitiful insults of the peon-brained.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
I can beat all of them with half my brains tied behind my back and the other half asleep.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
__________________________________________________________ lol........say it isn't so. You mean to tell me that sometimes people actually MEET PENPALS?
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Just because you beat other things with no brain matter required, doesn't qualify you as a contestant in this match. I like to hear turtles squeal when I bash little turtle brains. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
I located this picture of Tutle during his grade school years....... lol!!
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
What picture?
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Yeah, we didn't even get a red X. "Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. Funny gif.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Can you see this one?
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
LOL! Yep, that one showed up.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. yep
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. If I were one of the adults there I would've yanked that lollipop right out of Turtle's mouth and shouted "NO CANDY FOR STUPID KIDS!!!!"
__________________________________________________________ I wasn't fat and I blond hair. I was also too smart to get a chair stuck over my head.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Were not then nor NOW. hehehehehe
Back before the internet when I would meet girls from another state they would ask for my address and always write me. I had, and still have, that effect on girls. I mezmerize them, and don't even have to try. I can't help the way I was born. It's a curse, but someone has to carry it!
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
I was also too smart to get a chair stuck over my head. Were not then nor NOW. hehehehehe My IQ is so high no test has ever been devised to measure it. Ha ha!
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
#2. To: Turtle (#1)
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#3. To: gengis gandhi (#2)
for me, the head into the lap pose has always been a dead giveaway of interest by the lady.
#4. To: Turtle (#1)
#5. To: Turtle, farmfriend, abraxas (#1)
To: farmfriend, abraxas
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#6. To: Turtle, Farmfriend (#1)
#7. To: abraxas, Turtle (#6)
Getting dating advice from a video posted by Turdle is like calling an Amish electrician when the power goes out. ; )
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#8. To: abraxas (#6)
Getting dating advice from a video posted by Turdle is like calling an Amish electrician when the power goes out. ; )
#9. To: Turtle (#0)
#10. To: abraxas, X-15 (#6)
Getting dating advice from a video posted by Turdle is like calling an Amish electrician when the power goes out. ; )
#11. To: christine, abraxas, farmfriend, Cynicom, Turtle (#10)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#12. To: abraxas (#6)
Getting dating advice from a video posted by Turdle is like calling an Amish electrician when the power goes out. ; )
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#13. To: James Deffenbach (#11)
#14. To: Cynicom (#13)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#15. To: James Deffenbach (#14)
That's cold, Cyni.
#16. To: abraxas (#6)
Turdle has had six PENPALS who didn't even send him any revealing pictures over the past EIGHT years and he now thinks he is qualified to give US tips.
#17. To: Cynicom, farmfriend, abraxas (#15)
Turtle is an insufferable Turtle.
#18. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom, farmfriend, abraxas (#7)
It'll take the Turtle a long time to recover from the mark that one will leave.
#19. To: christine (#10)
here we go! lol.
#20. To: abraxas, Turtle (#6)
Getting dating advice from a video posted by Turdle is like calling an Amish electrician when the power goes out. ; )
Mmmmm...more drama, pleeze!!
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#21. To: Turtle (#16)
I met all except two of them.
#22. To: Turtle (#19)
I can beat all of them with half my brains tied behind my back and the other half asleep.
#23. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach, Turtle (#15)
#24. To: abraxas (#23)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#25. To: James Deffenbach, abraxas (#24)
What picture?
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#26. To: farmfriend (#25)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#27. To: farmfriend, James Deffenbach (#25)
#28. To: abraxas (#27)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#29. To: abraxas (#27)
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#30. To: abraxas (#27)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#31. To: abraxas (#23)
#32. To: Turtle (#31)
I was also too smart to get a chair stuck over my head.
#33. To: abraxas (#21)
(Edited)
lol........say it isn't so. You mean to tell me that sometimes people actually MEET PENPALS?
#34. To: Cynicom (#32)
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