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Title: Sperm Facial Treatment (as seen on The Doctors, ABC)
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Published: Aug 25, 2010
Author: Dr Jizz
Post Date: 2010-08-25 22:48:09 by Jethro Tull
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Comments: 18
Sperm Facial Treatment
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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
I believe the proper medical term is "Money Shot".
ummmmm or is that uhhhhhh as Cyni says. ;)
Interesting, but I think the "traditional" application methods are more effective.
WWGPD? - (What Would General Pinochet Do?)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
The Olay people are bringing out a competing product called Oil Of Bukkake.
You know good and well what any self-respecting husband is going to say when the wife says she needs to SPEND MONEY on some "special cream".....
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
Apparently they're using a substance called spermine which is a synthetic version of a substance found in fish sperm compounded into a cosmetic by a Norwegian company called Bioforskning. It's a tribute to the end of our civilization that this sort of vanity - at two hundred bucks a pop per treatment - gets the traction that is does. Folks, women mostly, are so desperate to keep their youthful looks that they're paying big coin to have extracts from snails, foreskins and bird poop rubbed into their wrinkles.
There is no long form.
No it's absolutely real and went out to a national audience. My wife called me in to the den when the segment cum (sic) on.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
I find your life philosophy enviable, actually.
There is no long form.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
It has been thoroughly educated out of me. It's cognitive dissonance or assonance or resonance or something.
There is no long form.
The first comment I heard in the first porn film I saw when I was 17: "Well, that'll certainly clear up her complexion!"
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Women in ancient Rome/Greece/Egypt were just as vain way back in their day, this stuff would have been a huge hit then. Politically, I do view the USA as being equivalent to Rome at the end of it's stage as a Republic, what with the moral and political decay being so blatantly obvious.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
Yeah, I've been trying to sell that one to my wife for nigh on twenty-five years now. She ain't buying.
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#4. To: Flintlock (#3)
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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
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#9. To: Eric Stratton (#8)
#10. To: Eric Stratton (#8)
Was it real? It almost looked like a set-up.
#11. To: randge (#9)
#12. To: Eric Stratton (#11)
I know that your "life's philosophy" isn't the same as mine,
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#16. To: randge (#9)
It's a tribute to the end of our civilization that this sort of vanity - at two hundred bucks a pop per treatment - gets the traction that is does. Folks, women mostly, are so desperate to keep their youthful looks that they're paying big coin to have extracts from snails, foreskins and bird poop rubbed into their wrinkles.
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#17. To: randge (#14)
#18. To: X-15 (#7)
You know good and well what any self-respecting husband is going to say when the wife says she needs to SPEND MONEY on some "special cream"...
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
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