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Title: It’s Not Fair that I Can’t Find a Rich Woman to Support Me
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Published: Aug 30, 2010
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2010-08-30 10:43:48 by Turtle
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Views: 448
Comments: 16
I don’t think it’s fair that I can’t find a rich woman to support me. Or even a middle-class one. I’d prefer she not be a butterface, but I suppose I could put a bag over her head, the way Rowdy Roddy Piper did the frog-faced girl in “Hell Comes to Frogtown.” Maybe I can’t have everything, so I’m willing to compromise a bit. Just a little bit. An itty-bitty tiny little bit. Betty Friedan, who was not even a butterface but more like the Medusa’s ugly sister, had one job in her life as a third-rate Stalinist journalist when young, and got a rich man to support her when she was married to him. They even lived in a mansion on the Hudson River in New York, and to live there doesn’t mean two or three million dollars. It means fifty or a hundred million dollars. They even had maids to do the housework. I’m willing to do the housework, so money can be saved on maids, as long, of course, it’s spent on me! If a quasi-monster like Friedan can find a rich man to support her, why can’t I find a rich woman to support me? I’m smart and funny and kinda maybe sorta okay-looking, and I’m really good in bed unless that hooker was lying to me, so how come there’s not even one rich woman wanting to support me? Huh? It’s not like us white guys can find high-paying jobs anymore, what with Affirmative Action and all, which means “white guys need not apply.” It’s okay if we’re coal miners or carpenters or cab drivers, but try to get a job with an M.S. in Economics like one of my friends, who taught for seven years simultaneously at two community colleges and drove like 40 miles a day and was never offered a full-time position because he was passed over for women and of all things, Africans. So of course he quit. I think he collects aluminum cans on the side of the road these days. There’s a lot more women in college than men, so us white guys are being forced to the bottom economically by law, so how about cutting me a break and supporting me? I mean, what the heck do you expect me to do? Just die, maybe?!?! I could just never figure this out. I mean, aren’t men and women supposed to be totally equal these days? I meet all kinds of women who want to be doctors, lawyers, veterinarians, business executives, etc., yet they don’t even ask me out for a cup of coffee! I just don’t get it! Shouldn’t I have hundreds of women ask me out, like a dozen every week? Huh? Why isn’t it happening? How come I’m supposed to be the one to make all the adjustments? It’s just not fair! I’m supposed to adjust to women having careers and all, so why can’t they adjust to me and support me? Hmmm? Why do they think it’s fair they should have access to easy high-paying jobs but get outraged if I think they should ask me out, ask me to marry them, and then should support me? What is this? They expect all the advantages of being a man and a woman and none of the responsibilities of either? Wahhh! Not fair! Maybe there should be Affirmative Action for guys. Since according to leftists all of us are supposed to be equal, and there’s no human nature since we’re all just John Lockean blank slates, then by law woman should be forced to ask me out to make up for all those years men did it. I suppose there could be undercover cops, and every time a man asked a woman out he’d be given a ticket with a stiff fine. Woman would have to keep a record of all the guys they asked out (let’s say two a week) and then every week report to the local office of the Federal Dating Affirmative Action Bureau and show their records to the bureaucrats there. More stiff fines! And re-education classes, too, for resentful recalcitrant women! Then of course boys would be taught in grade school only girls can ask them out. We all have to be equal! I agree with that sentiment, of course. If the federal government is interfering so much into the relationships between the sexes in the economy, then it should interfere in romantic relationships, too. Everything is connected, you know. The economy, romance, looks. For that matter, what does love have to do with it? It should all be about fairness. Fair and equality is what matters, nothing else! Ultimately I suppose science can make all of use sexless identical clones, so all of us can be totally equal. Isn’t that what we really want? It might be kinda weird at first, but I’m sure we’d get used to it.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
What? None of your penpals are rich and looking for a dependant they can't claim on their taxes? : ) Maybe you should strive for a rich man to hide you away and support you, they are more easily duped and gullible.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
You're just jealous. Nyah, nyah, nyah.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
As a favor to me, please find TWO of them. You can keep the second one for yourself.
A wise man once said: "If you marry for money you'll earn every penny of it." Still, I reckon it is just as easy to fall madly in love with a rich woman as a poor one.
"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
This doesn't apply to turtles who can't find ANY women to love them. It's a sad tale of "woe" with a long, lugubrious lament about how "it isn't fair"....but it's just life. If lovin' turtle is right, all de women want to be wrong. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Er, turtle can't even find ONE. This is like asking a blind man to drive you around town for a little sight seeing : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
My psychic abilities... I KNEW this thread was posted by Turtle. lol
Heat wave... forest fires... Russia...... yet no sign of JohnA! :-P
Get a hold of yourself man ..... ah...er ...I mean ...Turtle. If you don't mind a little cross species action, the Ex of a Tiger recently came back on the market. Go for it.
You're a lesbian? Figures
WWGPD? - (What Would General Pinochet Do?)
As that great American and philosopher, Emo Philips, once said, "I'm a great lover I bet."
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. LOL! "One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
Men been asking you out for years? What kind of hood you hanging in, Turtle?
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. And de Turtle say OUCH! ahaha, good one.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. You wouldn't know what to do without Turtle. You'd sit there and stare at the monitor with you little Munchkin paws curled over the keyboard wondering, "Where's Turtle? I'm so bored."
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
"Where's Turtle? I'm so bored." Boredom only happens to unimaginative and unintelligent people, so I'm immune to this condition.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#2. To: abraxas (#1)
#3. To: Turtle, abraxas, 4 (#2)
#4. To: Turtle (#0)
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#5. To: Turtle, Shoonra (#0)
#6. To: Original_Intent, Turtle, Shoonra (#5)
Still, I reckon it is just as easy to fall madly in love with a rich woman as a poor one.
#7. To: Shoonra, Turtle (#4)
As a favor to me, please find TWO of them.
#8. To: Turtle (#0)
#9. To: Turtle (#0)
so how come there’s not even one rich woman wanting to support me? Huh?
#10. To: Shoonra (#4)
You can keep the second one for yourself.
#11. To: Turtle (#0)
I’m really good in bed unless that hooker was lying to me
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#12. To: abraxas (#6)
If lovin' turtle is right, all de women want to be wrong. : )
#13. To: Turtle (#0)
by law woman should be forced to ask me out to make up for all those years men did it.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#14. To: abraxas (#6)
If lovin' turtle is right, all de women want to be wrong. : )
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#15. To: abraxas (#6)
If lovin' turtle is right, all de women want to be wrong. : )
#16. To: Turtle (#15)
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