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Title: Discovery Announcement ~
Source: abraxas mail
URL Source: http://abmail.com
Published: Aug 30, 2010
Author: A. Funny
Post Date: 2010-08-30 14:52:50 by abraxas
Keywords: None
Views: 264
Comments: 7

Discovery Announcement ~

The densest element in the known Universe has been found! Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

THIS IS THE REASON THIS "LADY" HAS GOT TO BE KICKED OUT OF THE CONGRESS. KEEP THIS MOVING SO THAT MILLIONS WILL KNOW. THERE IS STRENGTH IN "PEOPLE POWER".

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#1. To: abraxas (#0)

Clever breakthrough - thanks.

Lod  posted on  2010-08-30   15:03:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Lod (#1)

Never fear. At this moment Pitch Limbaugh and his friends are spewing out great amounts of dispersant in an effort to combat this pollutant.

By November, Pelosium will be replaced by Republican Odium.

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#4. To: randge (#2)

By November, Pelosium will be replaced by Republican Odium.

lol......that's a good one randge. : )

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