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Title: Discovery Announcement ~
Source: abraxas mail
URL Source: http://abmail.com
Published: Aug 30, 2010
Author: A. Funny
Post Date: 2010-08-30 14:52:50 by abraxas
Keywords: None
Views: 305
Comments: 7

Discovery Announcement ~

The densest element in the known Universe has been found! Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

THIS IS THE REASON THIS "LADY" HAS GOT TO BE KICKED OUT OF THE CONGRESS. KEEP THIS MOVING SO THAT MILLIONS WILL KNOW. THERE IS STRENGTH IN "PEOPLE POWER".

In Arizona it's a crime to be an illegal - In Washington, it's a vote!!

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#1. To: abraxas (#0)

Clever breakthrough - thanks.

Lod  posted on  2010-08-30   15:03:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Lod (#1)

Never fear. At this moment Pitch Limbaugh and his friends are spewing out great amounts of dispersant in an effort to combat this pollutant.

By November, Pelosium will be replaced by Republican Odium.

There is no long form.

randge  posted on  2010-08-30   15:11:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: abraxas (#0)

CONGRESS

What is the opposite of PROgress?

CONgress.

What we need is a clean slate, and like a Tsunami it is coming brother, it is coming. Congress or no Congress life will go on, we all could use a little more progress and alot less congress. Peace.

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2010-08-30   15:11:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: randge (#2)

By November, Pelosium will be replaced by Republican Odium.

lol......that's a good one randge. : )

"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations

abraxas  posted on  2010-08-30   15:14:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Lysander_Spooner (#3)

What is the opposite of PROgress?

CONgress.

Sad but true.

"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations

abraxas  posted on  2010-08-30   15:14:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Lysander_Spooner (#3)

What we need is a clean slate, and like a Tsunami it is coming brother, it is coming. Congress or no Congress life will go on, we all could use a little more progress and alot less congress. Peace.

Amen, brother!

Lod  posted on  2010-08-30   18:32:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: abraxas (#0)

I love the picture where she had Rahm kissing her neck and a stupid smile on her face. She had to accept the Zioninst kiss of ownership. A brilliant parody.

octavia  posted on  2010-08-30   18:45:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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