Plot summary from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/plotsummary
The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!
Doesn't sound awful, but it's a summary and thus rather generic.
Doesn't sound awful, but it's a summary and thus rather generic.
I saw a preview/trailer for the movie and the girl who played the part of Dark Angel and whose name escapes me at the moment, was screeching that bs slogan about how they didn't cross the border, the border crossed them. That was enough for me. I wouldn't give a nickel or walk three feet to see this propaganda pos.
Yeah, it's Alba. She is amazingly hot. I knew she was hispanic, but I had no idea that she was on board the illegal immigrant "cause". As far as I know, and I'll admit I don't know much about her other than how fine her bikini fits, she was apolitical until this film (or harmless in any event).
No, as I recall she was also a vocal supporter of Obama. Naive, liberal, impressionable. All bad qualities which she may, or may not, outgrow. But you're right, she does look good in a bikini.
I'd give $11,000 to have a personal bikini show with just her, me and the bedroom walls present. Wowzers.
11,000? That's an odd number. How'd you come up with that? I guess there are some men who would give their first born child to spend some time with her but would probably want to do a bit more than look at her in a bikini. But it would be a real turn off to me, even if I were single and had the opportunity, if she started yammering about Obama and his hope and change bs.
11,000? That's an odd number. How'd you come up with that?
It's one of my arcane off references, this time to an old Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. I didn't expect anybody to "get it", sometimes I post my sub-references for my own amusement, kind of like how Dennis Miller does, lol.
If you only take looks into account, yeah, she is "all that and a bag of chips." No doubt about it. But looks without a mind is kinda sad. She may get past her present ignorance and I sincerely hope she does. Right at the moment it ain't lookin' promising.