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Title: AWOP-BOP-ALOO-MOP-ALOP-BAM-BOOM! (The First Wookie)
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Published: Sep 7, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-09-07 07:44:26 by Jethro Tull
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Views: 954
Comments: 30

I got a girl named Sue, She knows just what to d

I got a girl named Daisy, She almost drives me craz

I got a girl named Fanny, She ain't no Ms. Vic Tann

Left to right - Princess Letizia of Spain, French first lady Carla Bruni and, yep, you guessed it.

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#14. To: James Deffenbach, Lod (#0)

First Wookie Ping.

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-09-07   12:22:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Those other two women look nice but man, that wookie...that thing would scare a buzzard off a wagon load of fresh meat.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-09-07   14:53:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I shudder to imagine the posted image, but, in TX, the expression is scare a dog off a gut wagon.

Lod  posted on  2010-09-07   18:09:27 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I forgot you don't do images.

Envision three women walking up some steps, the one on the left is the Princess of Spain and looks like she could be, in her fashionable fuschia body hugging one piece dress with matching platform heels, stepping off of the cover of Cosmo, the next the First Lady of France, in dark blue body hugging one piece dress and matching heels, looks as though she is stepping off of the cover of Vogue, the third to the right is the First Wookie and looks like she just got off the midnight shift as a Janitor and threw on her "Sunday Go to meetin' clothes", consisting of a passionless tan/brown skirt with white blouse, a splayed swivel chair butt, and the rumpled clothes looking like they were poorly hung after she got home from Church last week - 1 inch heels in nondescript brown.

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-09-07   18:30:47 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

...the First Wookie and looks like she just got off the midnight shift as a Janitor and threw on her "Sunday Go to meetin' clothes", consisting of a passionless tan/brown skirt with white blouse, a splayed swivel chair butt, and the rumpled clothes looking like they were poorly hung after she got home from Church last week - 1 inch heels in nondescript brown.

Classic. Thnanks.

I got the visual.

Brutal.

Lod  posted on  2010-09-07   19:35:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

You're welcome, and that is really no embellishment. Sad. She's as out of place as a hen at a Coyote Convention.

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-09-07   19:40:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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