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Title: I'm Starting My Own Controlled Demolition Company
Source: me
URL Source: http://none
Published: Sep 14, 2010
Author: me
Post Date: 2010-09-14 23:08:11 by Critter
Keywords: None
Views: 276
Comments: 6

I'm going to revolutionize the industry.

First, I am going to gather lots of old furniture, couches, chairs, loveseats, whatever, then I'll mix in whole bunches of old news papers, magazines etc.

Since all of that is stuff people generally throw away, my material expenses will be minimal, don't you think? Why waste all that money on fancy explosives right?

Once I get my first client, I'll just hire a bunch of illegals to carry all this crap into the empty building, pay a few Pedros to take a sawzall to a dozen or so columns and beams, then toss around a few thousand gallons of kerosene, strike a match and go have lunch.

By the time we get back from chowing on a few pizzas we should be able to start loading up debris on trucks and get the flock out of there... at least according to believers of the Official Fairy Tale, right?

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Anyone want to invest? How about you TooConservative? Or you buckeroo? AGAviator?

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

Eric Stratton  posted on  2010-09-14   23:32:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Too funny.

"Satan / Cheney in "08"

tom007  posted on  2010-09-14   23:38:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I could do a video with a photoshopped plane flying into it just to really screw with people's heads.

wudidiz  posted on  2010-09-14   23:41:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Too funny

Not according to the Believers. They say that a dozen or so cut columns plus kerosene and office materials can take down three buildings in one day. That should revolutionize controlled demolition. Why shouldn't I try to capitalize on this new discovery?

Critter  posted on  2010-09-15   8:17:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

How about you TooConservative?

I'm in.

Do you accept unmarked envelopes of cash with non-sequential numbers?

TooConservative  posted on  2010-09-15   11:55:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

*Gasp* You are a genius. Look out Donald Trump.

Ferret  posted on  2010-09-15   11:59:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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