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Title: Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns Over Women
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Published: Sep 17, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-09-17 17:25:03 by Jethro Tull
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Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brush fires of freedom in the minds of men." -- Samuel Adams (1722-1803)‡

ghostdogtxn  posted on  2010-09-17   17:38:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: ghostdogtxn, Jethro Tull (#1)

A gun never pouts because you admire another gun.

A gun doesn't worry about low fat ammo.

A gun never threatens to "go home to mother".

A gun never complains that you never listen to her.

A gun doesn't complain about reading cheap Westerns while reading a cheap Romance.

"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-09-17   17:51:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

A gun gets off quicker.

Lod  posted on  2010-09-17   18:20:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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