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Title: SARA PALIN RUMORS OF BREAST ENHANCEMENT I.E., "BOOB-GATE"
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Published: Sep 27, 2010
Author: CLIFYLQ
Post Date: 2010-09-27 23:30:44 by Itistoolate
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Comments: 75
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#4. To: Itistoolate (#0)
It's a fake. For one thing, it shows Palin allowing a bit of her bra to show. The real Sarah Palin is too fashion-conscious for such a glitch. Palin was already so dumb that diverting any more blood away from her brain, toward her chest, would cause her to lapse into a coma.
I hear that these are selling like hotcakes over at ElPee these days...
I have two. You never know when you're going to have a blowout.
I bet they've both seen a lot of action, eh? LOL
I'll tell you a true story that happened to me since it's so appropriate to this. In the Eighties, I worked for a company and we had a lot of vehicles to keep serviced at a nearby gas station. So this older guy, about sixty, named Bob wanted me to take him over to pick up a vehicle that had been serviced. Okay, let's go. So on the way over, he started telling me how he had had a diagnosis of penile cancer a few years before and that the doctors had had to amputate most of his penis, leaving him unable to have much fun with the ladies. I was flabbergasted because I didn't know this guy from Adam, really just an acquaintance from work. Then he told me that he had started to resort to using an inflatable doll for sex. But he had a problem with it and it sprung a leak. I was almost speechless at this point. Now, at this point, we arrived at the service station and so we went in to collect the papers and keys. And I noticed these guys were all looking at him kind of strangely. Well, we got back to the company and, despite my attempts to try to be busy with anything that would preclude more "sharing" with good ol' Bob, he sat down to tell me that his poor doll had a bad leak, real bad, and so he had decided to take it to be repaired, like a flat tire with a patch. At the very same service station we had just been to! So I realized why those guys at the service station were acting so skittish around him and were looking at me kind of funny too. True story. So I like to think that Bob is still alive in some nursing home, maybe ordering inflatable Sarah dolls. Because it is so hard to find a service station to patch them when they spring a leak, especially if most of your penis got amputated.
#42. To: TooConservative (#39)
Bingo! You win. (Go to a NAPA dealer and get a patch kit.)
True story. So I like to think that Bob is still alive in some nursing home, maybe ordering inflatable Sarah dolls. Because it is so hard to find a service station to patch them when they spring a leak, especially if most of your penis got amputated. Wow, not only did they think this guy was a few cans short of a six, they probably thought you and he were going to do some kinky stuff together with that doll.... Did you ever show your face there again? But honestly, yeah, if he's anything at all like the lemmings over at LP in terms of politics, I would place the possibility of him having a Sarah doll as rather high on the list of things which are more likely fact than fiction.
lol.....poor ol' Bob. I can't believe he didn't have any duct tape handy to patch her up. : )
They make patch kits for bike tires that you can use at home.
Wow. That is definitely too much information.
that is an amazing story. poor bob.
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#30. To: Shoonra (#4)
It's a fake. For one thing, it shows Palin allowing a bit of her bra to show. The real Sarah Palin is too fashion-conscious for such a glitch.
#32. To: FormerLurker (#30)
#35. To: TooConservative (#32)
I have two. You never know when you're going to have a blowout.
#39. To: FormerLurker, abraxas (#35)
I bet they've both seen a lot of action, eh? LOL
Replies to Comment # 39. Because it is so hard to find a service station to patch them when they spring a leak, especially if most of your penis got amputated.
#43. To: TooConservative (#39)
So I realized why those guys at the service station were acting so skittish around him and were looking at me kind of funny too.
#45. To: TooConservative (#39)
#49. To: TooConservative, FormerLurker, abraxas (#39)
#55. To: TooConservative (#39)
Besides, blow up dolls are really bad. They're not even realistic, I dont know how some guys get off to that.
Not that I've used any...
#69. To: TooConservative (#39)
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