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Title: SARA PALIN RUMORS OF BREAST ENHANCEMENT I.E., "BOOB-GATE"
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Published: Sep 27, 2010
Author: CLIFYLQ
Post Date: 2010-09-27 23:30:44 by Itistoolate
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#1. To: Itistoolate (#0)
i bet that's photoshopped.
there are articles at the source, although I haven't looked at them.
Yeah. Photoshopped. If you look through all her public photos, you could probably find that exact facial shot. Someone went pawing through a vast amount of pictures to find some big-boobed woman whose skin tone matches Palin's and in lighting that matched the Palin face. Of course, you can manipulate with Photoshop more directly but that is the classic method to fake photos. And if that's a current photo, then why is it only in lo-res, very grainy? Even cellphones take better pictures. You often see this lo-res stuff in fake celebrity photos. That's why you only ever see UFO photos in lo-res, apparently the aliens know better than to show up if you have a camera newer than an 1873 model.
It's a fake. For one thing, it shows Palin allowing a bit of her bra to show. The real Sarah Palin is too fashion-conscious for such a glitch. Palin was already so dumb that diverting any more blood away from her brain, toward her chest, would cause her to lapse into a coma.
lol....you're putting WAY to much thought into this critical analysis of an "obvious photoshop" CT.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
I always found fake photos interesting. Fake celebs, UFOs, BigFoot, etc. Strangely enough, photos of these things are always blurry. That's because the aliens and BigFoot never get anywhere close to a camera with a decent lens apparently. Or it's so no one can prove in court that anyone deliberately published a hoax for profit. Fake photos are an interesting genre though. Both the people who make them and the rubes who swallow it whole.
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On the other hand I wouldn't put it passed her.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. Past.
We should keep in mind that some of the photos posted that seem to show some discrepancies in the appearance of her breast size may be due to pregnancy, nursing, and hormone replacement if she's hit menopause. She is at the right age. Fortyish but had a baby in the last few years. Well, the photos seem to show differences. She may also wear different bras, some with more pushup support than others. So one time she may be wearing a t-shirt and a pushup, other times she's in a pantsuit so she wears a more comfortable bra.
She'd look better with no top on at all.
“In the world we have the Baddie-Do-Badders and the Goodie-Do-Gooders. More often than not it is the Goodie-Do-Gooders who cause the most harm to themselves and their fellow human beings.”
Keep in mind? I can't seem to muster up any care for Palin's boob discrpancies. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Interesting piece of history: In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
Women's bodies sometimes change rather amazingly. What a crazy quilt of hormones. I've always been struck by how many different appearances their bodies can have, the ways that their undergarments and clothing reveal or conceal it.
I shall commence preparation for my oncoming boob discrepancies. I too will be amazed to wake up one day to find I a pair of D cups with a bodacious amount of cleavage. Still, I will strive to be stoic and modest about my large breasts. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Who was it, back when, introduced the phrase bodacious ta-ta's?
Was it Saturday Night Live or one of the movies spun from SNL characters?
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
I recall in high school we had a teacher, fairly attractive blonde with horn-rimmed glasses. She had a good figure but not really spectacular, in the B to C cup range. Not flat but not really buxom. Then she had a baby. When she came back to class the first day, she walked in, took off her coat and had absolutely spectacular ta-tas, far beyond anything we'd noticed before. Looked like double-D's. One of the guys let out a whoop and actually fell on the floor and rolled around. We all about died laughing. Poor woman was rather embarrassed. If our parents would have heard about it, they would have killed us.
SNL sounds about right. They really had some outstanding talent back then. A must-watch show for me.
Boobs just really aren't my thing, you know?
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. Says the crackhead who supports the Kenyan who can't talk without a teleprompter. She wouldn't have to be a whiz to be smarter than that clown you love so much.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first. LOL!!!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Ric Flair maybe?
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. It is spoken in the movie "An Officer and A Gentleman" by David Keith (I think that's his name - the supporting actor). Is this the first reference as such? Debra Winger and Richard Gere starred in the 1980's hit. It was the title of a porn film from 1985 that starred Ron Jeremy and Kitten Natividad; though the film wasn't much critically, the title struck a lot of people as funny. Later a racehorse was named after it, then in 2001 a hip-hop album. It is also in a line from "My Tutor" (1983). Crispin Glover's character Jack is playing with Kitten Natividad's ample chest and exclaims,"Nice, bodacious tatas!" This predates the Ron Jeremy - Kitten Natividad movie but was a year after "An Officer And A Gentleman" and David Keith's Sid Worley character. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Go finger.
I don't know who said it first but iirc Flair said it a lot. I believe he is probably the first one I ever heard use that expression.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Not always. Additionally, oftentimes the object is luminescent, moving, and is seen at night, thus many cameras have difficulty adjusting the focus fast enough to capture a sharp image. Here's an example of a video of a UFO seen over Nellis Test Range in Nevada, where the object, after approaching the camera, was apparently purposely hiding in front of the sun in the sky in order to obsure itself from view.
I hear that these are selling like hotcakes over at ElPee these days... More blurs. This is video on the level of old 320x200 porn shots. Of course, the "saucer" dips and darts around, just like a couple of dishes hanging from a fishing pole in an old Ed Woods sci-fi flick like Plan 9. Nor does anyone ever explain why anyone would travel light years to visit us but never land. Why they would fly around aimlessly, left, right, up, down, all entirely pointless. I think you prove my point.
I have two. You never know when you're going to have a blowout.
Poor LP. Reduced to used underwear (unwashed) buyers.
How do you know they haven't? According to high placed officials, including Dr. Mitchell, a former NASA astronaut who has walked on the moon, we are in contact with alien races. As far as the video, what'd you expect the thing to do, stop, put out a sign which says, "Hey TooConservative, look at us, we are in a UFO", wave, then land and sign autographs? Oh and BTW, the video was from a test range camera, so I doubt they had a guy with a fishing pole out there waving the thing around. Did you not notice the object change shape?
I bet they've both seen a lot of action, eh? LOL
Reduced to used underwear (unwashed) buyers. I would bet many of them would run up bids on eBay for Sarah's soiled panties to obscene amounts.
In case you didn't know, you can just click on the button located in the bottom right corner of the embedded video player to view it full screen. It certainly isn't a 320x200 shot, it just looks that way when the video is embedded on a 4um post. Here's another one for you to consider. Does this look like something dangling from a fishing pole to you?
You guys have got to stop going there. Really, it's bad for your mental health, and perception of the real world. They're goofs, at best.
I'll tell you a true story that happened to me since it's so appropriate to this. In the Eighties, I worked for a company and we had a lot of vehicles to keep serviced at a nearby gas station. So this older guy, about sixty, named Bob wanted me to take him over to pick up a vehicle that had been serviced. Okay, let's go. So on the way over, he started telling me how he had had a diagnosis of penile cancer a few years before and that the doctors had had to amputate most of his penis, leaving him unable to have much fun with the ladies. I was flabbergasted because I didn't know this guy from Adam, really just an acquaintance from work. Then he told me that he had started to resort to using an inflatable doll for sex. But he had a problem with it and it sprung a leak. I was almost speechless at this point. Now, at this point, we arrived at the service station and so we went in to collect the papers and keys. And I noticed these guys were all looking at him kind of strangely. Well, we got back to the company and, despite my attempts to try to be busy with anything that would preclude more "sharing" with good ol' Bob, he sat down to tell me that his poor doll had a bad leak, real bad, and so he had decided to take it to be repaired, like a flat tire with a patch. At the very same service station we had just been to! So I realized why those guys at the service station were acting so skittish around him and were looking at me kind of funny too. True story. So I like to think that Bob is still alive in some nursing home, maybe ordering inflatable Sarah dolls. Because it is so hard to find a service station to patch them when they spring a leak, especially if most of your penis got amputated.
Looks real here.
Really, it's bad for your mental health, and perception of the real world. I just like to poke fun at them at times. Sadly though, they represent the "real world" in terms of how brain dead most people in this country truly are.
Bingo! You win. (Go to a NAPA dealer and get a patch kit.)
True story. So I like to think that Bob is still alive in some nursing home, maybe ordering inflatable Sarah dolls. Because it is so hard to find a service station to patch them when they spring a leak, especially if most of your penis got amputated. Wow, not only did they think this guy was a few cans short of a six, they probably thought you and he were going to do some kinky stuff together with that doll.... Did you ever show your face there again? But honestly, yeah, if he's anything at all like the lemmings over at LP in terms of politics, I would place the possibility of him having a Sarah doll as rather high on the list of things which are more likely fact than fiction.
And here it is. Wasn't hard at all to find. This is a joke.
It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not. - Tommy The Mad Artist.
lol.....poor ol' Bob. I can't believe he didn't have any duct tape handy to patch her up. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Just an FYI. The blogger in question won't let you prove anonymously that it's all a scam. The guy is a complete fraud. Here's the image the face is lifted from.
It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not. - Tommy The Mad Artist.
Keep it on the low down and use some duct tape. : ) I imagine ol' Bob had to tell the service crew about his penis amputation. He just felt compelled to share.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Did you ever show your face there again? Of course not. I thought for a while that maybe he had just been pulling my leg about the whole thing as a prank. And one day I mentioned around a half-dozen other people who knew him that sometimes Bob said unusual things. They all started laughing and asking if he'd told me he had only half a pecker. Apparently, the story was famous throughout the company and he had had a partial penectomy. I'm normally not a storyteller and I've never shared that story with anyone, not even my brother that loves raunchy stories, until today. For some reason, seeing Blowup Sarah made me come clean. I don't feel guilty as Bob would be past 85 by now anyway. And he had no shame, that's for sure. You know, when you first met him, he seemed so normal, a regular guy. Then you started to realize he had to have come from another planet or something.
They make patch kits for bike tires that you can use at home.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. I have no idea. I just wanted to get out of there real fast.
I have duct tape and Super Glue, FF. lol It should be obvious that I don't own a bike......or a blow up doll.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
I'll keep that in mind if someone's Sarah doll springs a leak. You really have to wonder just how many of those they sold. And to who? And for what (gag gifts, college dorms, etc.)? Maybe libs who want their own Caribou Barbie? Maybe some of the county GOP chairmen? I think I don't want to think about it too much.
lol......one year my ex husband dressed up as Little Bopeep for Halloween. He had a blue and white checkered dress and a blond wig to wear. So, I went down and picked him up a blow up sheep for an accessory. I was a monk that year......a drunk monk, but my memory is hazy as we picked up a keg and roasted a pig underground for that little party.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first. That's disgusting. Definitely a keeper. "One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
Wow. That is definitely too much information. ------- Definitely a keeper. Totally awful is sometimes just good.
One never knows!
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. Reminds me of the one about the jock and the helmet.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. Please tell us. I can remember jokes for fifteen seconds, if they're really good.
We have a nation on the brink of starvation and poverty and this is what peoples' minds are on. Sarah Palin's boobs and Monday Night Football!!!
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
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How do you think I felt? You probably grasp why I've never told the story before. I'm still a little embarrassed after decades.
Nice sleuthing. I googled a bit but didn't find the pic but I suggested above that they had raided her old photos to use for a fake then saved it in a crappy .gif file to hide their fakery. That's usually how it's done.
Secretly concerned about penis cancer.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
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I didn't even know there was such a thing as penile cancer until I met Bob. I was like 25-30 when I knew him.
that is an amazing story. poor bob.
Psalms 137:1 By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion.
I bet Penile cancer knowledge would scare any 25 to 30 year old male. That sort of information made me cringe just hearing about poor ol' Bob and I'm not even male.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Bob was an unusual man. Exactly how unusual, I tried to avoid finding out. But he looked and talked so normal otherwise. LOL. And it wasn't just me. He told this story to most of the men and even some of the women in the offices since he was gone for surgery, radiation and chemo and was gone for months. I suppose he was trying to come to terms with it, felt it marked him, made him less of a man. But a workplace isn't the place to work out those kind of feelings. He probably needed some professional help to be honest. This is also part of why I never told the story before. But I think he's probably well beyond caring at this point. And I've forgotten 95% of the people who worked at that company but I do still remember Bob pretty vividly. So it's okay to tell the story now, I think.
it is OK to tell the story. it is an amazing story.
Psalms 137:1 By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion.
But the statistical incidence is such a tiny fraction of that for breast cancer or ovary cancers. Women, especially in certain families, have a much greater worry. A man can go a lifetime and never know any other man who has had penectomy or testicular cancer (which usually involves castration, implanting prosthetic testes to feel and look normal, and testosterone treatments). No woman can go a lifetime without knowing women with breast cancer. I compare these because they are cancers whose treatments strike at your most fundamental sexual identity. It's very disturbing emotionally compared to a cancer like leukemia. In both cases you're scared but with these sexually related cancers there are a lot of other emotional issues to deal with as well.
Sometimes it is good to share a bit. On these online forums, you never know who might be facing what problems personally. Even if it is uncomfortable to discuss, you'd be surprised how many times people will come forward with their own stories, obviously just wanting someone to break the ice, to make it okay to say something. I've seen it before countless times online. And I think it helps them to open up and it helps others to sort out their own feelings and attitudes. I think people are kinder online than in real life because the text of these posts isn't so immediate and awkward as having someone tell you face to face. Sometimes, people feel so isolated, even in a world of six billion people where millions must have the same problems. Anyway, I don't think Bob would mind my mentioning his story. I know he certainly wasn't shy. :)
As long as you didn't let him bring it to bed with you. You do have to be careful. There are some naughty men's toys made in the shape of inflatable sheep. Or so I've heard. I would suggest you take my word for it and don't type those words into Google image search.
#2. To: christine (#1)
#3. To: christine (#1)
#4. To: Itistoolate (#0)
#5. To: TooConservative (#3)
#6. To: abraxas (#5)
lol....you're putting WAY to much thought into this critical analysis of an "obvious photoshop" CT.
#7. To: Shoonra (#4)
#8. To: Itistoolate (#0)
#9. To: abraxas (#5)
lol....you're putting WAY to much thought into this critical analysis of an "obvious photoshop" CT.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#10. To: farmfriend (#9)
On the other hand I wouldn't put it passed her.
No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)
#11. To: farmfriend, abraxas, christine (#9)
No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)
#12. To: All (#11)
No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)
#13. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#9)
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On the other hand I wouldn't put it passed her.
#14. To: abraxas (#5)
lol....you're putting WAY to much thought into this critical analysis of an "obvious photoshop" CT.
#15. To: TooConservative, Farmfriend (#13)
We should keep in mind that some of the photos posted that seem to show some discrepancies in the appearance of her breast size
#16. To: abraxas, 4 (#15)
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#17. To: abraxas (#15)
Keep in mind? I can't seem to muster up any care for Palin's boob discrpancies. : )
#18. To: TooConservative (#17)
Women's bodies sometimes change rather amazingly
#19. To: abraxas, 4 (#18)
#20. To: Lod (#19)
#21. To: abraxas (#18)
I shall commence preparation for my oncoming boob discrepancies. I too will be amazed to wake up one day to find I a pair of D cups with a bodacious amount of cleavage.
#22. To: abraxas (#20)
#23. To: abraxas, TooConservative (#15)
Keep in mind? I can't seem to muster up any care for Palin's boob discrpancies. : )
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#24. To: Shoonra (#4)
Palin was already so dumb that diverting any more blood away from her brain, toward her chest, would cause her to lapse into a coma.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#25. To: Lod (#16)
Interesting piece of history:
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#26. To: Lod (#19)
Who was it, back when, introduced the phrase bodacious ta-ta's?
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#27. To: James Deffenbach, ta-ta fans here, and owners of same (#26)
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#28. To: Lod (#27)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#29. To: TooConservative (#6)
Strangely enough, photos of these things are always blurry.
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#30. To: Shoonra (#4)
It's a fake. For one thing, it shows Palin allowing a bit of her bra to show. The real Sarah Palin is too fashion-conscious for such a glitch.
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#31. To: FormerLurker (#29)
#32. To: FormerLurker (#30)
#33. To: FormerLurker (#30)
#34. To: TooConservative (#31)
Nor does anyone ever explain why anyone would travel light years to visit us but never land.
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#35. To: TooConservative (#32)
I have two. You never know when you're going to have a blowout.
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#36. To: Lod (#33)
Poor LP.
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#37. To: TooConservative (#31)
This is video on the level of old 320x200 porn shots.
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#38. To: FormerLurker (#36)
#39. To: FormerLurker, abraxas (#35)
I bet they've both seen a lot of action, eh? LOL
#40. To: FormerLurker (#37)
#41. To: Lod (#38)
You guys have got to stop going there.
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#42. To: TooConservative (#39)
Because it is so hard to find a service station to patch them when they spring a leak, especially if most of your penis got amputated.
#43. To: TooConservative (#39)
So I realized why those guys at the service station were acting so skittish around him and were looking at me kind of funny too.
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#44. To: Itistoolate (#0)
#45. To: TooConservative (#39)
#46. To: Itistoolate (#0)
#47. To: Lod, TooConservative (#42)
(Go to a NAPA dealer and get a patch kit.)
#48. To: FormerLurker (#43)
Wow, not only did they think this guy was a few cans short of a six, they probably thought you and he were going to do some kinky stuff together with that doll....
#49. To: TooConservative, FormerLurker, abraxas (#39)
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#50. To: abraxas (#47)
I imagine ol' Bob had to tell the service crew about his penis amputation. He just felt compelled to share.
#51. To: farmfriend (#49)
#52. To: farmfriend (#49)
They make patch kits for bike tires that you can use at home.
#53. To: TooConservative (#52)
#54. To: Lod (#16)
In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
#55. To: TooConservative (#39)
Besides, blow up dolls are really bad. They're not even realistic, I dont know how some guys get off to that.
Not that I've used any...
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
-Carl Sagan.
#56. To: Original_Intent (#54)
That's disgusting.
#57. To: abraxas (#51)
It should be obvious that I don't own a bike......or a blow up doll.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#58. To: Original_Intent, Lod (#54)
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#59. To: farmfriend (#58)
Reminds me of the one about the jock and the helmet.
#60. To: Eric Stratton (#8)
The most pressing issues of our time!
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#61. To: Itistoolate, All (#0)
#62. To: X-15 (#60)
#63. To: Armadillo (#55)
Wow. That is definitely too much information.
#64. To: Eric Stratton, 4 (#62)
#65. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#46)
(Edited)
Here's the image the face is lifted from.
...
Woh, now I see it. Image #7 in an image search of Google for 'Palin'.
#66. To: TooConservative (#63)
How do you think I felt?
#67. To: Lod (#64)
#68. To: abraxas (#66)
Secretly concerned about penis cancer.
#69. To: TooConservative (#39)
#70. To: TooConservative (#68)
I was like 25-30
#71. To: Red Jones (#69)
#72. To: TooConservative (#71)
#73. To: abraxas (#70)
I bet Penile cancer knowledge would scare any 25 to 30 year old male.
#74. To: Red Jones (#72)
it is OK to tell the story. it is an amazing story.
#75. To: abraxas (#53)
lol......one year my ex husband dressed up as Little Bopeep for Halloween. He had a blue and white checkered dress and a blond wig to wear. So, I went down and picked him up a blow up sheep for an accessory.
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