So this evening my neighbor's kids were banging against my fence. They were banging against so hard, that they busted loose some of the boards that were put in place the last time the little morons were banging up against it. When I told the kids to knock it off, one of the little morons asked me "Who the F are you?" I told him that I was the F-in guy who owns the F-in Fence.
The mother then comes over all idiotic and starts screaming about all manner of crap. Then proceeds to make threats against me and my wife. Death Threats.
It's been over an hour and a half. Good thing that this woman didn't fucking shoot me. I'd be dead right now.