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Title: A real man.....
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Published: Oct 1, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-10-01 15:22:44 by farmfriend
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A real man.....

A real man is a woman's best friend.He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.

No, wait...sorry...I'm thinking of wine.

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#14. To: farmfriend (#0)

A real man.....

Have you been following that Discover Channel about Man, Woman and Wild?

A REAL man keeps a woman in her place: bare-footed and pregnant in the kitchen cooking up some tasty vittles.

buckeroo  posted on  2010-10-02   20:40:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

No it is too fake. I do watch Dual Survival though. I find both those men...well...exciting. Cody cracks me up.

farmfriend  posted on  2010-10-02   20:54:21 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

No it is too fake.

How? Do ya want them to enjoy sexual pleasures on TV?

Mykel Hawke is a former Special Forces survival expert. His wife, Ruth England, is a TV journalist. Together, they take on some of the most forbidding and remote locations in the world. Dropped into each spot with only a knife and the clothes on their backs, they must survive as a team for four days and nights. As they test their will and their marriage, the two find common ground standing up to nature as husband and wife in the wildest places on Earth.

buckeroo  posted on  2010-10-02   20:58:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

My husband has watched it and says she acts stupid on camera but obviously knows more than she shows. Also their banter is too scripted. All those survival shows are fake to some extent as are most reality shows. I like the guys on Dual Survival and I always like Survivorman. He actually did survival not just showing you how it was done. And he filmed his own stuff.

farmfriend  posted on  2010-10-02   21:05:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

All those survival shows are fake to some extent as are most reality shows. I like the guys on Dual Survival and I always like Survivorman.

That is true.
They all have a crew that follows them filming and helping them if things get too tough.
Survivorman has no crew and no help. He films himself and actually survives. He's not "special forces" or anything, just some Canadian guy.

Armadillo  posted on  2010-10-02   21:17:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#20. To: Armadillo (#18)

Surviorman was always my favorite. Dual survival is fun though. I like the dichotomy in styles. Cody always gets stuck making the fire and camp. That man can make a fire anywhere. Then he starts griping about tired of always being the bitch. Cracks me up.

farmfriend  posted on  2010-10-02 22:09:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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