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Title: A real man.....
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Published: Oct 1, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-10-01 15:22:44 by farmfriend
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A real man.....

A real man is a woman's best friend.He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.

No, wait...sorry...I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that.......Never mind. Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

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#6. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#0)

No, wait...sorry...I'm thinking of wine.
...
And people wonder why I am the way I am.

LOL. Well, some guys aspire to someday be as good as... wine, or chocolate.
It's an uphill battle against steep competition.

And you're cool the way you are. Dont ever change.

Armadillo  posted on  2010-10-01   21:38:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

And you're cool the way you are. Dont ever change.

Aww now aren't you sweet?!?

farmfriend  posted on  2010-10-01   21:45:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#12. To: farmfriend (#7)

Aww now aren't you sweet?!?

Not as sweet as chocolate though.
Unless I put chocolate on my...

Armadillo  posted on  2010-10-02 20:06:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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