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Title: A real man.....
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Published: Oct 1, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-10-01 15:22:44 by farmfriend
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A real man is a woman's best friend.He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No, wait...sorry...I'm thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that.......Never mind.
A real man.....
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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)
Are sure that isn't whine?
"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
actually i was thinking chocolate
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. I was thinking cheese as an appropriate complement.
"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
HAHAHAHA!!! Good one FF.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
My mother sent that one to me. And people wonder why I am the way I am.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. LOL. Well, some guys aspire to someday be as good as... wine, or chocolate. And you're cool the way you are. Dont ever change.
------- Aww now aren't you sweet?!?
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. deleted
The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
A real woman will be a man's best friend as well.
God is always good!
Amen.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. “In the world we have the Baddie-Do-Badders and the Goodie-Do-Gooders. More often than not it is the Goodie-Do-Gooders who cause the most harm to themselves and their fellow human beings.”
Not as sweet as chocolate though. ------- works for me.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. Have you been following that Discover Channel about Man, Woman and Wild? A REAL man keeps a woman in her place: bare-footed and pregnant in the kitchen cooking up some tasty vittles.
"we ought to lay off the criticism" -- Pinguinite, circa 2010-05-26 22:17:22 ET
No it is too fake. I do watch Dual Survival though. I find both those men...well...exciting. Cody cracks me up.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. How? Do ya want them to enjoy sexual pleasures on TV? "we ought to lay off the criticism" -- Pinguinite, circa 2010-05-26 22:17:22 ET
My husband has watched it and says she acts stupid on camera but obviously knows more than she shows. Also their banter is too scripted. All those survival shows are fake to some extent as are most reality shows. I like the guys on Dual Survival and I always like Survivorman. He actually did survival not just showing you how it was done. And he filmed his own stuff.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. That is true. ------- Prejudiced and biased, as always. I wager you didn't enjoy during the fifties and sixties, "Leave it to Beaver" or "My Three Sons" as well... and I suspect you avoided Ozzie and Harriet and the Lucille Ball shows. But you enjoyed the GONG show, correct? How about Laugh-In?
"we ought to lay off the criticism" -- Pinguinite, circa 2010-05-26 22:17:22 ET
Surviorman was always my favorite. Dual survival is fun though. I like the dichotomy in styles. Cody always gets stuck making the fire and camp. That man can make a fire anywhere. Then he starts griping about tired of always being the bitch. Cracks me up.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. I'm not that old. Hated the gong show. Loved laugh-in though I was young and most probably went over my head. Carol Burnett, now there was a show. And Match Game. That show is still funny.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons.No, wait...sorry...I'm thinking of wine.
#2. To: Original_Intent (#1)
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#3. To: farmfriend (#2)
#4. To: farmfriend (#0)
It’s wine that does all that.......Never mind.
#5. To: abraxas (#4)
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#6. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#0)
No, wait...sorry...I'm thinking of wine.
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And people wonder why I am the way I am.
It's an uphill battle against steep competition.
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
-Carl Sagan.
#7. To: Armadillo (#6)
And you're cool the way you are. Dont ever change.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#8. To: farmfriend (#0)
#9. To: farmfriend (#0)
#10. To: RickyJ (#9)
A real woman will be a man's best friend as well.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#11. To: farmfriend (#0)
#12. To: farmfriend (#7)
Aww now aren't you sweet?!?
Unless I put chocolate on my...
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
-Carl Sagan.
#13. To: Armadillo (#12)
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#14. To: farmfriend (#0)
A real man.....
#15. To: buckeroo (#14)
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#16. To: farmfriend (#15)
No it is too fake.
Mykel Hawke is a former Special Forces survival expert. His wife, Ruth England, is a TV journalist. Together, they take on some of the most forbidding and remote locations in the world. Dropped into each spot with only a knife and the clothes on their backs, they must survive as a team for four days and nights. As they test their will and their marriage, the two find common ground standing up to nature as husband and wife in the wildest places on Earth.
#17. To: buckeroo (#16)
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#18. To: farmfriend, buckeroo (#17)
All those survival shows are fake to some extent as are most reality shows. I like the guys on Dual Survival and I always like Survivorman.
They all have a crew that follows them filming and helping them if things get too tough.
Survivorman has no crew and no help. He films himself and actually survives. He's not "special forces" or anything, just some Canadian guy.
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
-Carl Sagan.
#19. To: farmfriend (#17)
(Edited)
All those survival shows are fake to some extent as are most reality shows.
#20. To: Armadillo (#18)
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#21. To: buckeroo (#19)
I wager you didn't enjoy during the fifties and sixties, "Leave it to Beaver" or "My Three Sons" as well... and I suspect you avoided Ozzie and Harriet and the Lucille Ball shows.
But you enjoyed the GONG show, correct? How about Laugh-In?
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
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