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Title: Turtle Gets a $400 Check
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Published: Oct 4, 2010
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2010-10-04 13:33:06 by Turtle
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Comments: 18

A few days I found a notice in my mailbox to pick up a certified letter. Usually that means nothing good for me.

It turns out a place I worked at several years ago was the subject of a year-long Department of Labor investigation, and it was determined I was one of about six people who were owed money. I have no idea why.

The letter eclosed said, "Please keep this confidential," meaning, Please don't contact any of the other workers and tell them about this.

Actually it was for $402, and I don't have the slightest idea how it was determined I was owed money.

So I cashed it and put some in the bank.

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#5. To: Turtle (#0)

So I cashed it and put some in the bank.

Banked the two bucks, huh?????

Cynicom  posted on  2010-10-04   17:00:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Banked the two bucks, huh?????

I banked $200 and kept the rest for myself. I celebrated wiht a bottle of mead, which I drink out of the skulls of my enemies.

It's why I don't have any enemies

Turtle  posted on  2010-10-05   11:03:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I banked $200 and kept the rest for myself.

Did not.

The "hot" money was burning your shell so you blew it all but two bucks.

Cynicom  posted on  2010-10-05   11:06:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I banked $200 and kept the rest for myself.

Did not.

I bought a bottle of mead, a pack of cigars, a new electric razor since mine had burnt out, adn the rest is still in my wallet.

I put $100 in my savings and $100 in my checking.

Turtle  posted on  2010-10-05   11:10:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Savings?????????

What a waste.

There are gurls out there just waiting to be wined and dined.

Course, you are a cheapskate.

Cynicom  posted on  2010-10-05   11:14:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Savings?????????

What a waste.

There are gurls out there just waiting to be wined and dined.

Course, you are a cheapskate.

Hey, my savings account pays %1.41, and my CDs pay about %2.5. I'm raking in the big bucks.

I get gurls to pay me, It's not much - maybe a quarter, fifty cents -- but I put all of it in the bank.

Turtle  posted on  2010-10-05   11:17:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I get gurls to pay me,

Nonsense.

Smoking the bad weed again?????

Cynicom  posted on  2010-10-05   11:23:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#14. To: Cynicom (#13)

I get gurls to pay me,

Nonsense.

Smoking the bad weed again?????

I quit that when I was 18.

I get to pay me, like Joe Buck in "Midnight Cowboy." I just put on my cowboy hat and pointy-toed cowboy boots, and the hoosier gurls just swoon.

Turtle  posted on  2010-10-05 11:26:33 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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