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Title: (Sexist) Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
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Published: Oct 9, 2010
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2010-10-09 21:21:00 by Horse
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Views: 238
Comments: 5

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason

Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!


Poster Comment:

I personally prefer women to guns.

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#1. To: Horse (#0)

Try having sex with your gun, and let us know which you prefer.

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Armadillo  posted on  2010-10-09   21:56:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Horse (#0)

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

Hilarious

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Flintlock  posted on  2010-10-09   22:09:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Horse (#0)

Actually I prefer women who like guns.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2010-10-10   14:51:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Horse (#0) (Edited)

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wakeup  posted on  2010-10-10   19:39:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Armadillo (#1)

ry having sex with your gun, and let us know which you prefer.

If my drill sergeant is to be believed, the only way I CAN have sex is with my gun. This is my rifle, and this is my GUN (crotch grab), you see.

"The more artificial taboos and restrictions there are in the world, the more the people are impoverished.... The more that laws and regulations are given prominence, the more thieves and robbers there will be." - Lao Tzu, 6th century BC

SonOfLiberty  posted on  2010-10-10   23:45:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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