Title: Russel Peters on Arranged Marriage Source:
[None] URL Source:[None] Published:Oct 19, 2010 Author:Russel Peters Post Date:2010-10-19 16:58:15 by James Deffenbach Keywords:None Views:152 Comments:5
It sounds like something Chris Rock would say. Here's what he said about being in love.
"If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing a motherf***er, you ain't been in love. If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for forty-five minutes straight, you ain't been in love. If you haven't bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their ass up in, you ain't been in love. If you haven't practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain't been in love. And the only thing that's stopped you from killing this motherf***er was a episode of CSI: "Oh man, they thorough. I better make up. They might catch my ass." From Never Scared, HBO 2004