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Title: The Christian Paradox
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Harpers
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Published: Sep 28, 2005
Author: Bill McKibben
Post Date: 2005-09-28 23:36:45 by crack monkey
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The Christian Paradox How a faithful nation gets Jesus wrong Posted on Thursday, September 15, 2005. What it means to be Christian in America. An excerpt from this report appeared in August 2005. The complete text appears below. Originally from August 2005. By Bill McKibben. SourcesOnly 40 percent of Americans can name more than four of the Ten Commandments, and a scant half can cite any of the four authors of the Gospels. Twelve percent believe Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife. This failure to recall the specifics of our Christian heritage may be further evidence of our nation’s educational decline, but it probably doesn’t matter all that much in spiritual or political terms. Here is a statistic that does matter: Three quarters of Americans believe the Bible teaches that “God helps those who help themselves.” That is, three out of four Americans believe that this uber-American idea, a notion at the core of our current individualist politics and culture, which was in fact uttered by Ben Franklin, actually appears in Holy Scripture. The thing is, not only is Franklin’s wisdom not biblical; it’s counter-biblical. Few ideas could be further from the gospel message, with its radical summons to love of neighbor. On this essential matter, most Americans—most American Christians—are simply wrong, as if 75 percent of American scientists believed that Newton proved gravity causes apples to fly up. Asking Christians what Christ taught isn’t a trick. When we say we are a Christian nation—and, overwhelmingly, we do—it means something. People who go to church absorb lessons there and make real decisions based on those lessons; increasingly, these lessons inform their politics. (One poll found that 11 percent of U.S. churchgoers were urged by their clergy to vote in a particular way in the 2004 election, up from 6 percent in 2000.) When George Bush says that Jesus Christ is his favorite philosopher, he may or may not be sincere, but he is reflecting the sincere beliefs of the vast majority of Americans. And therein is the paradox. America is simultaneously the most professedly Christian of the developed nations and the least Christian in its behavior. That paradox—more important, perhaps, than the much touted ability of French women to stay thin on a diet of chocolate and cheese—illuminates the hollow at the core of our boastful, careening culture. * * * Ours is among the most spiritually homogenous rich nations on earth. Depending on which poll you look at and how the question is asked, somewhere around 85 percent of us call ourselves Christian. Israel, by way of comparison, is 77 percent Jewish. It is true that a smaller number of Americans—about 75 percent—claim they actually pray to God on a daily basis, and only 33 percent say they manage to get to church every week. Still, even if that 85 percent overstates actual practice, it clearly represents aspiration. In fact, there is nothing else that unites more than four fifths of America. Every other statistic one can cite about American behavior is essentially also a measure of the behavior of professed Christians. That’s what America is: a place saturated in Christian identity. But is it Christian? This is not a matter of angels dancing on the heads of pins. Christ was pretty specific about what he had in mind for his followers. What if we chose some simple criterion—say, giving aid to the poorest people—as a reasonable proxy for Christian behavior? After all, in the days before his crucifixion, when Jesus summed up his message for his disciples, he said the way you could tell the righteous from the damned was by whether they’d fed the hungry, slaked the thirsty, clothed the naked, welcomed the stranger, and visited the prisoner. What would we find then? In 2004, as a share of our economy, we ranked second to last, after Italy, among developed countries in government foreign aid. Per capita we each provide fifteen cents a day in official development assistance to poor countries. And it’s not because we were giving to private charities for relief work instead. Such funding increases our average daily donation by just six pennies, to twenty-one cents. It’s also not because Americans were too busy taking care of their own; nearly 18 percent of American children lived in poverty (compared with, say, 8 percent in Sweden). In fact, by pretty much any measure of caring for the least among us you want to propose—childhood nutrition, infant mortality, access to preschool—we come in nearly last among the rich nations, and often by a wide margin. The point is not just that (as everyone already knows) the American nation trails badly in all these categories; it’s that the overwhelmingly Christian American nation trails badly in all these categories, categories to which Jesus paid particular attention. And it’s not as if the numbers are getting better: the U.S. Department of Agriculture reported last year that the number of households that were “food insecure with hunger” had climbed more than 26 percent between 1999 and 2003. This Christian nation also tends to make personal, as opposed to political, choices that the Bible would seem to frown upon. Despite the Sixth Commandment, we are, of course, the most violent rich nation on earth, with a murder rate four or five times that of our European peers. We have prison populations greater by a factor of six or seven than other rich nations (which at least should give us plenty of opportunity for visiting the prisoners). Having been told to turn the other cheek, we’re the only Western democracy left that executes its citizens, mostly in those states where Christianity is theoretically strongest. Despite Jesus’ strong declarations against divorce, our marriages break up at a rate—just over half—that compares poorly with the European Union’s average of about four in ten. That average may be held down by the fact that Europeans marry less frequently, and by countries, like Italy, where divorce is difficult; still, compare our success with, say, that of the godless Dutch, whose divorce rate is just over 37 percent. Teenage pregnancy? We’re at the top of the charts. Personal self-discipline—like, say, keeping your weight under control? Buying on credit? Running government deficits? Do you need to ask? * * * Are Americans hypocrites? Of course they are. But most people (me, for instance) are hypocrites. The more troubling explanation for this disconnect between belief and action, I think, is that most Americans—which means most believers—have replaced the Christianity of the Bible, with its call for deep sharing and personal sacrifice, with a competing creed. In fact, there may be several competing creeds. For many Christians, deciphering a few passages of the Bible to figure out the schedule for the End Times has become a central task. You can log on to http://RaptureReady.com for a taste of how some of these believers view the world—at this writing the Rapture Index had declined three points to 152 because, despite an increase in the number of U.S. pagans, “Wal-Mart is falling behind in its plan to bar code all products with radio tags.” Other End-Timers are more interested in forcing the issue—they’re convinced that the way to coax the Lord back to earth is to “Christianize” our nation and then the world. Consider House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. At church one day he listened as the pastor, urging his flock to support the administration, declared that “the war between America and Iraq is the gateway to the Apocalypse.” DeLay rose to speak, not only to the congregation but to 225 Christian TV and radio stations. “Ladies and gentlemen,” he said, “what has been spoken here tonight is the truth of God.” The apocalyptics may not be wrong. One could make a perfectly serious argument that the policies of Tom DeLay are in fact hastening the End Times. But there’s nothing particularly Christian about this hastening. The creed of Tom DeLay—of Tim LaHaye and his Left Behind books, of Pat Robertson’s “The Antichrist is probably a Jew alive in Israel today”—ripened out of the impossibly poetic imagery of the Book of Revelation. Imagine trying to build a theory of the Constitution by obsessively reading and rereading the Twenty-fifth Amendment, and you’ll get an idea of what an odd approach this is. You might be able to spin elaborate fantasies about presidential succession, but you’d have a hard time working backwards to “We the People.” This is the contemporary version of Archbishop Ussher’s seventeenth-century calculation that the world had been created on October 23, 4004 B.C., and that the ark touched down on Mount Ararat on May 5, 2348 B.C., a Wednesday. Interesting, but a distant distraction from the gospel message. The apocalyptics, however, are the lesser problem. It is another competing (though sometimes overlapping) creed, this one straight from the sprawling megachurches of the new exurbs, that frightens me most. Its deviation is less obvious precisely because it looks so much like the rest of the culture. In fact, most of what gets preached in these palaces isn’t loony at all. It is disturbingly conventional. The pastors focus relentlessly on you and your individual needs. Their goal is to service consumers—not communities but individuals: “seekers” is the term of art, people who feel the need for some spirituality in their (or their children’s) lives but who aren’t tightly bound to any particular denomination or school of thought. The result is often a kind of soft-focus, comfortable, suburban faith. A New York Times reporter visiting one booming megachurch outside Phoenix recently found the typical scene: a drive-through latte stand, Krispy Kreme doughnuts at every service, and sermons about “how to discipline your children, how to reach your professional goals, how to invest your money, how to reduce your debt.” On Sundays children played with church-distributed Xboxes, and many congregants had signed up for a twice-weekly aerobics class called Firm Believers. A list of bestsellers compiled monthly by the Christian Booksellers Association illuminates the creed. It includes texts like Your Best Life Now by Joel Osteen—pastor of a church so mega it recently leased a 16,000-seat sports arena in Houston for its services—which even the normally tolerant Publishers Weekly dismissed as “a treatise on how to get God to serve the demands of self-centered individuals.” Nearly as high is Beth Moore, with her Believing God—“Beth asks the tough questions concerning the fruit of our Christian lives,” such as “are we living as fully as we can?” Other titles include Humor for a Woman’s Heart, a collection of “humorous writings” designed to “lift a life above the stresses and strains of the day”; The Five Love Languages, in which Dr. Gary Chapman helps you figure out if you’re speaking in the same emotional dialect as your significant other; and Karol Ladd’s The Power of a Positive Woman. Ladd is the co-founder of USA Sonshine Girls—the “Son” in Sonshine, of course, is the son of God—and she is unremittingly upbeat in presenting her five-part plan for creating a life with “more calm, less stress.” Not that any of this is so bad in itself. We do have stressful lives, humor does help, and you should pay attention to your own needs. Comfortable suburbanites watch their parents die, their kids implode. Clearly I need help with being positive. And I have no doubt that such texts have turned people into better parents, better spouses, better bosses. It’s just that these authors, in presenting their perfectly sensible advice, somehow manage to ignore Jesus’ radical and demanding focus on others. It may, in fact, be true that “God helps those who help themselves,” both financially and emotionally. (Certainly fortune does.) But if so it’s still a subsidiary, secondary truth, more Franklinity than Christianity. You could eliminate the scriptural references in most of these bestsellers and they would still make or not make the same amount of sense. Chicken Soup for the Zoroastrian Soul. It is a perfect mirror of the secular bestseller lists, indeed of the secular culture, with its American fixation on self-improvement, on self-esteem. On self. These similarities make it difficult (although not impossible) for the televangelists to posit themselves as embattled figures in a “culture war”— they offer too uncanny a reflection of the dominant culture, a culture of unrelenting self-obsession. * * * Who am I to criticize someone else’s religion? After all, if there is anything Americans agree on, it’s that we should tolerate everyone else’s religious expression. As a Newsweek writer put it some years ago at the end of his cover story on apocalyptic visions and the Book of Revelation, “Who’s to say that John’s mythic battle between Christ and Antichrist is not a valid insight into what the history of humankind is all about?” (Not Newsweek, that’s for sure; their religious covers are guaranteed big sellers.) To that I can only answer that I’m a . . . Christian. Not a professional one; I’m an environmental writer mostly. I’ve never progressed further in the church hierarchy than Sunday school teacher at my backwoods Methodist church. But I’ve spent most of my Sunday mornings in a pew. I grew up in church youth groups and stayed active most of my adult life—started homeless shelters in church basements, served soup at the church food pantry, climbed to the top of the rickety ladder to put the star on the church Christmas tree. My work has been, at times, influenced by all that—I’ve written extensively about the Book of Job, which is to me the first great piece of nature writing in the Western tradition, and about the overlaps between Christianity and environmentalism. In fact, I imagine I’m one of a fairly small number of writers who have had cover stories in both the Christian Century, the magazine of liberal mainline Protestantism, and Christianity Today, which Billy Graham founded, not to mention articles in Sojourners, the magazine of the progressive evangelical community co-founded by Jim Wallis. Indeed, it was my work with religious environmentalists that first got me thinking along the lines of this essay. We were trying to get politicians to understand why the Bible actually mandated protecting the world around us (Noah: the first Green), work that I think is true and vital. But one day it occurred to me that the parts of the world where people actually had cut dramatically back on their carbon emissions, actually did live voluntarily in smaller homes and take public transit, were the same countries where people were giving aid to the poor and making sure everyone had health care—countries like Norway and Sweden, where religion was relatively unimportant. How could that be? For Christians there should be something at least a little scary in the notion that, absent the magical answers of religion, people might just get around to solving their problems and strengthening their communities in more straightforward ways. But for me, in any event, the European success is less interesting than the American failure. Because we’re not going to be like them. Maybe we’d be better off if we abandoned religion for secular rationality, but we’re not going to; for the foreseeable future this will be a “Christian” nation. The question is, what kind of Christian nation? * * * The tendencies I’ve been describing—toward an apocalyptic End Times faith, toward a comfort-the-comfortable, personal-empowerment faith—veil the actual, and remarkable, message of the Gospels. When one of the Pharisees asked Jesus what the core of the law was, Jesus replied: You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind. This is the greatest and first commandment. And a second is like it, You shall love your neighbor as yourself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. Love your neighbor as yourself: although its rhetorical power has been dimmed by repetition, that is a radical notion, perhaps the most radical notion possible. Especially since Jesus, in all his teachings, made it very clear who the neighbor you were supposed to love was: the poor person, the sick person, the naked person, the hungry person. The last shall be made first; turn the other cheek; a rich person aiming for heaven is like a camel trying to walk through the eye of a needle. On and on and on—a call for nothing less than a radical, voluntary, and effective reordering of power relationships, based on the principle of love. I confess, even as I write these words, to a feeling close to embarrassment. Because in public we tend not to talk about such things—my theory of what Jesus mostly meant seems like it should be left in church, or confined to some religious publication. But remember the overwhelming connection between America and Christianity; what Jesus meant is the most deeply potent political, cultural, social question. To ignore it, or leave it to the bullies and the salesmen of the televangelist sects, means to walk away from a central battle over American identity. At the moment, the idea of Jesus has been hijacked by people with a series of causes that do not reflect his teachings. The Bible is a long book, and even the Gospels have plenty in them, some of it seemingly contradictory and hard to puzzle out. But love your neighbor as yourself—not do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but love your neighbor as yourself—will suffice as a gloss. There is no disputing the centrality of this message, nor is there any disputing how easy it is to ignore that message. Because it is so counterintuitive, Christians have had to keep repeating it to themselves right from the start. Consider Paul, for instance, instructing the church at Galatea: “For the whole law is summed up in a single commandment,” he wrote. “‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’” American churches, by and large, have done a pretty good job of loving the neighbor in the next pew. A pastor can spend all Sunday talking about the Rapture Index, but if his congregation is thriving you can be assured he’s spending the other six days visiting people in the hospital, counseling couples, and sitting up with grieving widows. All this human connection is important. But if the theology makes it harder to love the neighbor a little farther away—particularly the poor and the weak—then it’s a problem. And the dominant theologies of the moment do just that. They undercut Jesus, muffle his hard words, deaden his call, and in the end silence him. In fact, the soft-focus consumer gospel of the suburban megachurches is a perfect match for emergent conservative economic notions about personal responsibility instead of collective action. Privatize Social Security? Keep health care for people who can afford it? File those under “God helps those who help themselves.” Take Alabama as an example. In 2002, Bob Riley was elected governor of the state, where 90 percent of residents identify themselves as Christians. Riley could safely be called a conservative—right-wing majordomo Grover Norquist gave him a Friend of the Taxpayer Award every year he was in Congress, where he’d never voted for a tax increase. But when he took over Alabama, he found himself administering a tax code that dated to 1901. The richest Alabamians paid 3 percent of their income in taxes, and the poorest paid up to 12 percent; income taxes kicked in if a family of four made $4,600 (even in Mississippi the threshold was $19,000), while out-of-state timber companies paid $1.25 an acre in property taxes. Alabama was forty-eighth in total state and local taxes, and the largest proportion of that income came from sales tax—a super-regressive tax that in some counties reached into double digits. So Riley proposed a tax hike, partly to dig the state out of a fiscal crisis and partly to put more money into the state’s school system, routinely ranked near the worst in the nation. He argued that it was Christian duty to look after the poor more carefully. Had the new law passed, the owner of a $250,000 home in Montgomery would have paid $1,432 in property taxes—we’re not talking Sweden here. But it didn’t pass. It was crushed by a factor of two to one. Sixty-eight percent of the state voted against it—meaning, of course, something like 68 percent of the Christians who voted. The opposition was led, in fact, not just by the state’s wealthiest interests but also by the Christian Coalition of Alabama. “You’ll find most Alabamians have got a charitable heart,” said John Giles, the group’s president. “They just don’t want it coming out of their pockets.” On its website, the group argued that taxing the rich at a higher rate than the poor “results in punishing success” and that “when an individual works for their income, that money belongs to the individual.” You might as well just cite chapter and verse from Poor Richard’s Almanack. And whatever the ideology, the results are clear. “I’m tired of Alabama being first in things that are bad,” said Governor Riley, “and last in things that are good.” * * * A rich man came to Jesus one day and asked what he should do to get into heaven. Jesus did not say he should invest, spend, and let the benefits trickle down; he said sell what you have, give the money to the poor, and follow me. Few plainer words have been spoken. And yet, for some reason, the Christian Coalition of America—founded in 1989 in order to “preserve, protect and defend the Judeo-Christian values that made this the greatest country in history”—proclaimed last year that its top legislative priority would be “making permanent President Bush’s 2001 federal tax cuts.” Similarly, a furor erupted last spring when it emerged that a Colorado jury had consulted the Bible before sentencing a killer to death. Experts debated whether the (Christian) jurors should have used an outside authority in their deliberations, and of course the Christian right saw it as one more sign of a secular society devaluing religion. But a more interesting question would have been why the jurors fixated on Leviticus 24, with its call for an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. They had somehow missed Jesus’ explicit refutation in the New Testament: “You have heard that it was said, ‘an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.’ But I say to you, Do not resist an evildoer. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also.” And on and on. The power of the Christian right rests largely in the fact that they boldly claim religious authority, and by their very boldness convince the rest of us that they must know what they’re talking about. They’re like the guy who gives you directions with such loud confidence that you drive on even though the road appears to be turning into a faint, rutted track. But their theology is appealing for another reason too: it coincides with what we want to believe. How nice it would be if Jesus had declared that our income was ours to keep, instead of insisting that we had to share. How satisfying it would be if we were supposed to hate our enemies. Religious conservatives will always have a comparatively easy sell. But straight is the path and narrow is the way. The gospel is too radical for any culture larger than the Amish to ever come close to realizing; in demanding a departure from selfishness it conflicts with all our current desires. Even the first time around, judging by the reaction, the Gospels were pretty unwelcome news to an awful lot of people. There is not going to be a modern-day return to the church of the early believers, holding all things in common—that’s not what I’m talking about. Taking seriously the actual message of Jesus, though, should serve at least to moderate the greed and violence that mark this culture. It’s hard to imagine a con much more audacious than making Christ the front man for a program of tax cuts for the rich or war in Iraq. If some modest part of the 85 percent of us who are Christians woke up to that fact, then the world might change. It is possible, I think. Yes, the mainline Protestant churches that supported civil rights and opposed the war in Vietnam are mostly locked in a dreary decline as their congregations dwindle and their elders argue endlessly about gay clergy and same-sex unions. And the Catholic Church, for most of its American history a sturdy exponent of a “love your neighbor” theology, has been weakened, too, its hierarchy increasingly motivated by a single-issue focus on abortion. Plenty of vital congregations are doing great good works—they’re the ones that have nurtured me—but they aren’t where the challenge will arise; they’ve grown shy about talking about Jesus, more comfortable with the language of sociology and politics. More and more it’s Bible-quoting Christians, like Wallis’s Sojourners movement and that Baptist seminary graduate Bill Moyers, who are carrying the fight. The best-selling of all Christian books in recent years, Rick Warren’s The Purpose-Driven Life, illustrates the possibilities. It has all the hallmarks of self-absorption (in one five-page chapter, I counted sixty-five uses of the word “you”), but it also makes a powerful case that we’re made for mission. What that mission is never becomes clear, but the thirst for it is real. And there’s no great need for Warren to state that purpose anyhow. For Christians, the plainspoken message of the Gospels is clear enough. If you have any doubts, read the Sermon on the Mount. Admittedly, this is hope against hope; more likely the money changers and power brokers will remain ascendant in our “spiritual” life. Since the days of Constantine, emperors and rich men have sought to co-opt the teachings of Jesus. As in so many areas of our increasingly market-tested lives, the co-opters—the TV men, the politicians, the Christian “interest groups”—have found a way to make each of us complicit in that travesty, too. They have invited us to subvert the church of Jesus even as we celebrate it. With their help we have made golden calves of ourselves—become a nation of terrified, self-obsessed idols. It works, and it may well keep working for a long time to come. When Americans hunger for selfless love and are fed only love of self, they will remain hungry, and too often hungry people just come back for more of the same. About the Author Bill McKibben, a scholar-in-residence at Middlebury College, is the author of many books, including The End of Nature and Wandering Home: A Long Walk Across America’s Most Hopeful Landscape. His last article for Harper’s Magazine, “The Cuba Diet,” appeared in the April 2005 issue.
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#70. To: christine (#68)
LOL! Exposed!
(The Gospel of Jesus Christ is the only true good news)
Whatever floats your boat. All of the above work for those who are adherents. I have NO problem with their belief system, nor do I care.
Very impressive and very thoughtful.. especially considering your indoctrination. I wish you well in your Christian endeavor.
"When the government FEARS the People, there is liberty, but when the People fear the government, there is tyranny."
I don't think it's libertarians, per se, that are intolerant of christians and disparage them. I think it's more accurate to say that atheists are likely to be intolerant and critical of christians. Most of my christian patriot friends are of the libertarian persuasion.
There you go...bring factual data into a fine argument. Have you no shame???????
i'm arguin' with you in #73. :P
Yep.
Hence the problem with labels and broad-brush depictions. :-/
(The Gospel of Jesus Christ is the only true good news)
argue THIS.
It wasn't athiests who burned Giordano Bruno at the stake, or who forced Galileo under threat of burning at the stake to recant his view that the Earth moved around the sun.
Starwind is a Libertarian
#71. To: Elliott Jackalope (#67)
By that metric, we would have to concede the "truth" of Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism, Judiaism, Islam, Shinto, animism and goodness knows how many other belief systems, most of which conflict with and contradict each other. Not a very convincing argument.
#72. To: Jethro Tull (#69)
#73. To: Starwind, Jethro Tull (#60)
#74. To: christine (#68)
Starwind is a Libertarian
#75. To: Jethro Tull (#74)
#76. To: christine (#73)
I think it's more accurate to say that atheists are likely to be intolerant and critical of christians
#77. To: christine, Jethro Tull (#73)
I don't think it's libertarians, per se, that are intolerant of christians and disparage them. I think it's more accurate to say that atheists are likely to be intolerant and critical of christians. Most of my christian patriot friends are of the libertarian persuasion.
#78. To: christine (#75)
i'm arguin' with you in #73
#79. To: Jethro Tull (#76)
I think it's more accurate to say that atheists are likely to be intolerant and critical of christians
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#80. To: christine, Jethro Tull (#73)
I'm an atheist and a libertarian, and when I attack "Christians" it's not because of their religious beliefs, it's because they are hiding behind their religious beliefs to advance their political agenda, although I must admit I go a bit overboard from time to time. For some religion is a great thing, but I'm afraid for most it is simply another vicious pack which they can be a part of.
"A functioning police state needs no police." - William S. Burroughs
#81. To: Starwind (#60)
What universal need is met by the almighty all-compassionate creator ordering Ezekiel to eat doo-doo?
While the Bible does make radical claims that jar ones human preconceptions, one would think "libertarian toleration" would explore those claims with less hostility.
#82. To: Elliott Jackalope, Dakmar (#79)
To cherry pick historical obscenities to advance an argument is nuts. I won’t do it. I despise many of today's so called Christians. I simply put forward tolerance to those who believe.
It wasn't athiests who burned Giordano Bruno at the stake
#83. To: Jethro Tull (#61)
Believing this system requires one to place faith inordinately ahead of the intellect. That's a sin because the intellect is what drives progress of makind. Not willful ignorance. It's time we put pre-scientific, ignorant and paranoid rantings where they belong. It’s about a belief system that has endured for more that 2,000 years. Perhaps, there’s something to it.
And yes, dinosaurs (and pre-human hominids) do matter to this discussion because they disprove, entirely any notion of original sin. Even Starvind's mentor Gerald Schroeder knew this and laughably attempted to explain their place in Genesis in the Science of God.
Starvind on the other hand dances around the issue like Fred Astair.
#84. To: Jethro Tull (#69)
There you have it. The religious pine for post-mortem ethereal real estate. I'd better change my tune and get my bid in because the point of all sublime creation might actually be a celestial time-share.
but religion, at best, is a hedge bet for the wise.
#85. To: Moldi-Box (#83)
And faith is inappropriate? Who are we to dismiss a belief system?
Believing this system requires one to place faith
#86. To: Moldi-Box (#81)
Because, no doubt, in His compassion He uses your silliness to induce others to read Ezekiel, and thus learn the truth for themselves, and expose your illiteracy and deception for all to see in the process.
What universal need is met by the almighty all-compassionate creator ordering Ezekiel to eat doo-doo?
(The Gospel of Jesus Christ is the only true good news)
#87. To: Moldi-Box (#84)
That's your choice. But to dismiss (and disparage) those who believe is intolerant. Why do you give a shit?
I'd better change my tune and get my bid in because the point of all sublime creation
#88. To: Jethro Tull (#85)
And faith is inappropriate? When it impedes progress and proliferates ignorance, yes. Who are we to dismiss a belief system? Pragmatists. That's who. I dismiss many belief systems and so do you. Santaria, Voodoo, paganism, polytheists, the Cult of Bush. I could go on for days. A sociology teacher once noted that even though everyone might be equally entitled to a belief that does not mean all beliefs are of equal value.
#89. To: Jethro Tull (#87)
Because I care about honesty. I've never seen a philospher pass a collection plate or a scientist ask for a 10% per annum tithe.
Why do you give a shit?
#90. To: Starwind (#86)
4:9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof. and thus learn the truth for themselves, and expose your illiteracy and deception for all to see in the process.
4:10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.
4:11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.
4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
4:13 And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.
The floor is yours Starvind. Point out my deception.
#91. To: Moldi-Box (#90)
Here is a more accurate (and obvious) NASB translation: Your illiteracy is in your inability to understand that when one bakes with "dung" it is like baking with electricity or gas, it doesn't mean one has added electricity or gas to the cake, let alone dung. But then perhaps your tastes vary. Your deception is in your deliberate trying to find the worst possible way to assert your viewpoint, and ignoring hundreds of years of commentaries that could have enlightened you, were that possible.
What universal need is met by the almighty all-compassionate creator ordering Ezekiel to eat doo-doo?
Eze 4:12 "You shall eat it as a barley cake, having baked it in their sight over human dung."
(The Gospel of Jesus Christ is the only true good news)
#92. To: Starwind (#91)
I C&P'd that directly from the KJV. But let's see what's more common with google returns: search terms: ezekiel "4:12" "over human dung" http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=ezekiel+%224%3A12%22+%22over+human+dung%22&btnG=Search for 101 returns search terms: ezekiel "4:12" "with dung" http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=ezekiel+%224%3A12%22+%22with+dung%22&btnG=Search for 1,380 returns So who's being dishonest now, Starvind? Even if I concede the point (which I don't need to since "eat it with dung" is over 10x more common), why would the almighty have people playing with, on or around doo-doo whilst cooking?
Your illiteracy is in your inability to understand that when one bakes with "dung" it is like baking with electricity or gas, it doesn't mean one has added electricity or gas to the cake, let alone dung.
#93. To: Starwind (#92)
Oh yeah, and while you're at it find the NASB translation for the verse following what we are arguing over: 4:14 Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth. So indeed the Lord was asking for something freaky, otherwise this addition wouldn't be necessary.
#94. To: Moldi-Box (#93)
That's that deception again.
So indeed the Lord was asking for something freaky, otherwise this addition wouldn't be necessary.
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#95. To: Moldi-Box (#92)
lol - but then no where does the bible say "eat it with dung", but rather "eat it as barley cakes" ... and "bake it with dung" But then your illiteracy and deception doesn't let you see your own mistakes, now does it.
(which I don't need to since "eat it with dung" is over 10x more common),
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#96. To: Starwind (#94)
Do explain. We know by that passage that something unusual (and unnatural) was afoot. What did he mean by: 4:14 Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth. if the Lord was only asking him to eat barley cakes...
That's that deception again.
#97. To: Starwind (#96)
Well, I guess if you cant answer what I asked in #96 then you're the deceiver. You've adopted textbook Badeye-style. Accuse others of what you're guilty of (dishonesty in this case), and if you can't defend a point then divert, ignore or pretend it never happened. One more time: Do explain. We know by that passage that something unusual (and unnatural) was afoot. What did he mean by: 4:14 Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth. if the Lord was only asking him to eat barley cakes...
#98. To: Moldi-Box, starwind (#97)
http://www.blueletterbible.org/kjv/Eze/Eze004.html I haven't read the whole thread but, God clearly tells Ezekiel to eat "Dung Bread"....what's this all about? (gettin hungry , Starwind?)
Hey, Meester,wanna meet my seester?
#99. To: Moldi-Box (#97)
I guess everybody's entitled to their opinion. As for me I concluded a long time ago that you're a no-good naysayer simply speaking doubt because you don't have anything better to do. now I see that your screen name is appropriate - because nothing good will come out of that moldy box. When your lid is opened just a foul smell comes out, nothing more.
Well, I guess if you cant answer what I asked in #96 then you're the deceiver.
#100. To: Moldi-Box (#88)
god, moldi, you're putting me in the position to defend
something I'm not enamored with. Proliferate THIS…… right or wrong,
Christians are here to stay. How they got here is a miracle, no? Could
falsehoods and lies sustain it for 2,000 years?
Santaria, Voodoo, paganism, polytheists, the Cult of Bush
#101. To: Flintlock, moldi-box (#98)
Now that's just all kinds of weird. This is why I stay away from dogma.
Malachi 2-3: Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, [even] the dung of your solemn feasts; and [one] shall take you away with it.
"A functioning police state needs no police." - William S. Burroughs
#102. To: Dakmar (#101)
Witch, Imp. No question a familiar.
#103. To: Dakmar (#101)
The whole thing is a little too Static-X for me
Now that's just all kinds of weird.
Hey, Meester,wanna meet my seester?
#104. To: Jethro Tull (#102)
Wow, they ripped that off from Slayer I think.
Leviticus 16:27 The bull for the sin offering, and the goat for the sin offering, whose blood was brought in to make atonement in the Holy Place, shall be carried forth outside the camp; and they shall burn their skins, their flesh, and their dung with fire.
"A functioning police state needs no police." - William S. Burroughs
#105. To: Flintlock (#103)
Is that the opposite of Active-X?
Static-X
"A functioning police state needs no police." - William S. Burroughs
#106. To: Jethro Tull (#102)
I'm working under the assumption you are joking, would that be a correct assumption? I'm not used to you sounding like b.Yelstin is all.
Witch, Imp. No question a familiar.
"A functioning police state needs no police." - William S. Burroughs
#107. To: Dakmar (#105)
Demon seed. Please don't direct your hate toward me. You know what I mean,,,
#108. To: Jethro Tull, dakmar (#107)
Hey, Meester,wanna meet my seester?
#109. To: Flintlock (#108)
Yes, Dakmar knows he's evil. I need to spit. BRB.
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