See other 4play Articles
Title: Obama Jokes
Source:
e-mail
URL Source: http://None
Published: Oct 29, 2010
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2010-10-29 15:00:21 by Original_Intent
Keywords: Oba-a-a-a-a-a-a-ma, Obama, Soetoro, Crook
Views: 232
Comments: 5
THE STAND-UP COMEDIANS, MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP, HAVE THEIR FINGERS IN THE WIND ACCURATELY DETECTING WHICH WAY IT IS BLOWING. You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman
Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
#1. To: Original_Intent (#0)
Comedians are a pretty liberal lot, and the angry-liberal-comedian act is so passe now. You remember the Reagan era, when Ronald Reagan was President, and Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were still with us? Well, now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash.
You remember the Reagan era, when Ronald Reagan was President, and Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were still with us? Well, now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash. Remember how the press created "homeless epidemic" was cured over night the moment Clinton took office in the WH. The press are the voice of tyranny. Nothing more.
LOL! Bo can stay, Barry needs to be deported.
WWGPD? - (What Would General Pinochet Do?)
LOL!
"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
That one earned a wry grimace. I hope we have some change left after the Kenyan is done doing us.
"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
Wait till the Republicans take Congress. Comedians will go back to ignoring O and making jokes about those "cold hearted Republicans".
#2. To: Armadillo (#1)
Comedians are a pretty liberal lot, and the angry-liberal-comedian act is so passe now. Wait till the Republicans take Congress. Comedians will go back to ignoring O and making jokes about those "cold hearted Republicans".
#3. To: Original_Intent (#0)
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel
#4. To: Flintlock (#3)
Bo can stay, Barry needs to be deported.
#5. To: Armadillo (#1)
now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash. now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash.
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest