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Title: It Pays to Know German
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Published: Nov 10, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-11-10 09:08:04 by James Deffenbach
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IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have sh*t in it!" The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

The blind sort of Muslim-phobia embodied in this joke is as repugnant as unregenerate Jew-hatred.

I have known thousands of Muslims, and I have never heard one of them use the word "infidel."

randge  posted on  2010-11-10   9:21:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#2. To: randge (#1)

Lighten up, it's just a joke.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-11-10 09:44:21 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I have known thousands of Muslims

You get around.

Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2010-11-10 09:51:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I think I would have changed the words, (some other term than infidel). Still, not all that funny. I'd have an easier time criticizing or making fun of Muslims if our govt wasn't in a war with them.

I've always wondered what kind of jokes Germans told about Jews or Gypsies in the 30s-40s. Really. Were any of them funny in themselves, once you ignore the policies that were carried against them by the state? So far no one has come up with any historic chronicling or translations that I know of.

For that matter, I wonder what jokes Arabs or Iranians tell about Americans today. Any sources?

PnbC  posted on  2010-11-10 17:48:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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