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Title: It Pays to Know German
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Published: Nov 10, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-11-10 09:08:04 by James Deffenbach
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IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have sh*t in it!" The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

The blind sort of Muslim-phobia embodied in this joke is as repugnant as unregenerate Jew-hatred.

I have known thousands of Muslims, and I have never heard one of them use the word "infidel."

randge  posted on  2010-11-10   9:21:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I have known thousands of Muslims

You get around.

Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2010-11-10   9:51:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

You get around.

Round, round, round, I get around, sayeth the Beach Boys.

Turtle  posted on  2010-11-10   10:52:44 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

You just ate up your entire free association quota for the day.

Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2010-11-10   14:52:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

association

And along comes Mary...

Turtle  posted on  2010-11-10   17:17:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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