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Title: It Pays to Know German
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Published: Nov 10, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-11-10 09:08:04 by James Deffenbach
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IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have sh*t in it!" The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

The blind sort of Muslim-phobia embodied in this joke is as repugnant as unregenerate Jew-hatred.

I have known thousands of Muslims, and I have never heard one of them use the word "infidel."

randge  posted on  2010-11-10   9:21:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I think I would have changed the words, (some other term than infidel). Still, not all that funny. I'd have an easier time criticizing or making fun of Muslims if our govt wasn't in a war with them.

I've always wondered what kind of jokes Germans told about Jews or Gypsies in the 30s-40s. Really. Were any of them funny in themselves, once you ignore the policies that were carried against them by the state? So far no one has come up with any historic chronicling or translations that I know of.

For that matter, I wonder what jokes Arabs or Iranians tell about Americans today. Any sources?

PnbC  posted on  2010-11-10   17:48:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

For that matter, I wonder what jokes Arabs or Iranians tell about Americans today. Any sources?

I don't know, of course. I can think of some names that would make pretty good "American jokes" all by themselves, though. Gee-Dumbya. The Obummer. Hannity. Coulter. Olberman. Maddow. Hagee. Foxman. The list could go on and on.

We gots lotsa jokes.

Enderby  posted on  2010-11-10   17:57:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Non-modular joke:

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

randge  posted on  2010-11-10   18:06:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

Whaddaya mean? Gee-Dub was a vital part of the Vietnam war effort. North Vietnamese MiGs never did achieve air superiority over Texas and Louisiana, did they? And those skies were guarded by the shrub, every time he was sober enough to find a plane!

I sure do miss seeing that cokehead's simian smirk. About like I miss having a tooth drilled, that is.

Enderby  posted on  2010-11-10   18:12:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Whaddaya mean? Gee-Dub was a vital part of the Vietnam war effort. North Vietnamese MiGs never did achieve air superiority over Texas and Louisiana, did they? And those skies were guarded by the shrub, every time he was sober enough to find a plane!

And what would the odds have been that you would have found him in that condition (sober) very often? It's a wonder the Viet Cong didn't take over Texas, Louisiana and Alabama.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-11-10   18:30:52 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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