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Title: Dick cheney has no pulse
Source: http://gizmodo.com
URL Source: http://gizmodo.com/5591021/dick-cheney-has-no-pulse-seriously
Published: Nov 10, 2010
Author: matt buchanan
Post Date: 2010-11-10 12:56:06 by freepatriot32
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Keywords: Dick cheney, pulse, ventricular assist device, new implant
Views: 125
Comments: 3

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" a="a" funny!="funny!" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/20/health/20docs.html?ref=us" i'm="I'm" making="making" not="not" src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/07/500x_vadnyt.jpg" tired="tired" />Dick Cheney's new implant—a ventricular assist device—needed 'cause his heart is screwed, "leaves most recipients without a pulse because it pushes blood continuously instead of mimicking the heart's own pulsatile beat."

Of course, this presumes he had a pulse in the first place. (I know, I know, that's the bad punchline you were waiting for.) [NYT via Twitter, Image: NYT]

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#1. To: freepatriot32 (#0)

Dick Cheney has several non-approved devices in him. Of course, it's much easier to get a waiver from the FDA if you're an Evil Vice President.

TooConservative  posted on  2010-11-10   13:55:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Far as I know, the only thing Cheney ever showed any promise in was shooting lawyers but needs more time on the range.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-11-10   14:03:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Did anyone check to see if he had a brain?

I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant

angK  posted on  2010-11-23   20:02:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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