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Published: Nov 10, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-11-10 17:20:57 by farmfriend
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. The knight who defeated the greatest number of enemies was Sir Cumcision. He cut the heads off every dick in the kingdom. Sir Cumlocution bored the other knights with long, rambling tales of his exploits. Meanwhile, Sir Cumnavigator sought the Holy Grail on the island of Madagascar. Sir Tificate of Deposit kept detailed records of everybody's monthly dues payments. Sir Cumstances dictated to the King, forcing his actions. Sir Veillant was a spy! Sir Cumjacent was the laziest knight, always just laying around. Sir Rhosis turned out to be an alcoholic. Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

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Sir Factant brings Sir Face together.

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