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Title: Alabama Sex toy drive-thru
Source:
al.com
URL Source: http://blog.al.com/breaking/2010/11/alabama_sex_toy_drive-thru.html
Published: Nov 11, 2010
Author: Brian Lawson
Post Date: 2010-11-11 20:31:31 by Armadillo
Keywords: None
Views: 736
Comments: 11
HUNTSVILLE, AL -- Pleasures, a "one-stop romance shop" that challenged Alabama's ban on sex toys, has a new, unique claim to fame: It will feature three sex toy drive-thru lanes at its new University Drive location. Poster Comment: Drive-thru- "Welcome to Pleasures. Can I interest you in a McDildo Deluxe?"
Pleasures owner Sherri Williams said the store will be the first such store in the country to sell adult toys through a drive-thru window. Items such as toys, lubes and stimulants will be delivered through the drive-thru drawer in a brown paper bag, according to the store's news release.
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But Alabama law also makes an exception to the ban on the sale of items designed for the "stimulation of human genital organs" if the sale was for "a bona fide medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial or law enforcement purpose."
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Williams said customers cannot purchase a sex toy unless they fill out a medical questionnaire describing the health-related reasons for their purchase.
Me- "No thanks. I'd like a medium rubber pussy, a regular size dildo, and a prostate stimulator."
Drive-thru- "Would you like to Super Size that?"
Me- "Ehh, no."
Drive-thru- "Ok. Your order is a jumbo rubber pussy, a regular size dildo, and nipple clamps. Is that correct?"
Me- "Nooooo. A medium pussy, and no nipple clamps, a prostate stimulator."
Drive-thru- "I'm sorry. You wanted a a medium rubber pussy and a prostate stimulator. Correct?"
Me- "And a regular size dildo."
Drive-thru- "Ok, that'll be $90.25. Please pull up.
Me- *Pulls up, pays, takes bag, and leaves. Then looks in the bag.*
"Darn it, they gave me a small rubber pussy, a jumbo prostate stimulator, and a cock ring!"
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#1. To: Armadillo, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)
Heard about this on the radio. Have to read the thread later.
Tough women come from New York, sweet women from Texas, prissy women from Southern California, but we NORTHERN CALIFORNIA WOMEN have fire & ice in our blood. We can ride 4-wheelers, be a princess, throw a left hook, pack heat, hunt with the men, bake a cake, love with passion, and if we have an opinion, you know you're going to hear it!! Think that's tough? Just try to order a cheeseburger the way you want it these days. Life's a bitch in the drive through lane.
Just order a Mr. Happy Meal and go pot luck on the toys
"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
Just wait 'til there's no chicken no place. Keep out the street.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
Oh de humanity!!! How day suppos' to feed da chiblin if Popeye ain' cookin' de chickins? Popeye mus' be tryin' to starve da chiblins.......
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
1) Those people were not underweight 2) They were all in fairly new, high dollar rigs
I must admit, were there a Popeyes in the hood, I'd have been there for an eight piece $4.99 special. Maybe two, 'cause we do like cold fried chicken.
Plan to go as soon as the restaurant opens.......not late in the day. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
I have trouble getting a burger without cheese. They really push cheese. I wonder what that adult toy store will be pushing. Dildos with cheese? The last adult toy I bought came with a vibrator I dont want. Where am I supposed to put it?
uh... errr.. umm... actually you know what no comment not going to do it
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#2. To: Armadillo (#0)
Drive-thru- "Welcome to Pleasures. Can I interest you in a McDildo Deluxe?" Me- "No thanks. I'd like a medium rubber pussy, a regular size dildo, and a prostate stimulator."
#3. To: Lod (#2)
Life's a bitch in the drive through lane.
#4. To: Flintlock, 4 (#3)
#5. To: Lod (#4)
#6. To: Lod (#4)
#7. To: randge, 4 (#5)
what struck me -
#8. To: abraxas (#6)
#9. To: Lod (#8)
Maybe two, 'cause we do like cold fried chicken.
#10. To: Lod (#2)
Just try to order a cheeseburger the way you want it these days.
They ask if I want cheese, I say no, and I get a cheeseburger anyway.
#11. To: Armadillo (#10)
The last adult toy I bought came with a vibrator I dont want. Where am I supposed to put it?
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