HUNTSVILLE, AL -- Pleasures, a "one-stop romance shop" that challenged Alabama's ban on sex toys, has a new, unique claim to fame: It will feature three sex toy drive-thru lanes at its new University Drive location.
Pleasures owner Sherri Williams said the store will be the first such store in the country to sell adult toys through a drive-thru window. Items such as toys, lubes and stimulants will be delivered through the drive-thru drawer in a brown paper bag, according to the store's news release.
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But Alabama law also makes an exception to the ban on the sale of items designed for the "stimulation of human genital organs" if the sale was for "a bona fide medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial or law enforcement purpose."
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Williams said customers cannot purchase a sex toy unless they fill out a medical questionnaire describing the health-related reasons for their purchase.
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Poster Comment:
Drive-thru- "Welcome to Pleasures. Can I interest you in a McDildo Deluxe?"
Me- "No thanks. I'd like a medium rubber pussy, a regular size dildo, and a prostate stimulator."
Drive-thru- "Would you like to Super Size that?"
Me- "Ehh, no."
Drive-thru- "Ok. Your order is a jumbo rubber pussy, a regular size dildo, and nipple clamps. Is that correct?"
Me- "Nooooo. A medium pussy, and no nipple clamps, a prostate stimulator."
Drive-thru- "I'm sorry. You wanted a a medium rubber pussy and a prostate stimulator. Correct?"
Me- "And a regular size dildo."
Drive-thru- "Ok, that'll be $90.25. Please pull up.
Me- *Pulls up, pays, takes bag, and leaves. Then looks in the bag.*
"Darn it, they gave me a small rubber pussy, a jumbo prostate stimulator, and a cock ring!"