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Title: I Just Realized I'm a WHORE!!!
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Published: Nov 13, 2010
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2010-11-13 11:55:42 by Turtle
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One of my ex-ex-ex-girlfiends (I mean friend) sent me a $340 Garmin GPS because of all the times I consoled her with my penis. Now that I think about it, that's how I got most of the stuff I own. OMG, I just realized I'm a WHORE!!
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#12. To: Turtle (#0)
"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brush fires of freedom in the minds of men." -- Samuel Adams (1722-1803)‡
CONsole...... Sure, Turtle, you didn't know. That's your story and your sticking to it. Say, you were put in a will for $50K. Which relative were you providing penis CONsolation for? lol
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Your grannie......lol.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
It showed up a year or so after she moved away. And believe it or not, the Post Office damaged it and I had to buy a new mount and adapter since she didn't get insurance for it.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
Ha! You wish!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
Notice he is not telling us from whom he got the STD and he is still virgin.
Not since I was 12. I was very precocious.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
Why would I waste any wishes on Turtle's inheritance from his grannie? Frankly, I find the penis CONsolation aspect troubling. lol Come on, we all know who cornered the market on Crown Vics.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Cab drivers?
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
His penis CONsolation consisted of Rosie Palms. Turtle likes to muse that the two were twins. The money exchanged hands but it was all Turtle paying and CONsoling himself. lol He picked up the STD in that seedy porn shop masturbation cubbie. hehehehe
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Your grannie was a cab driver?
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
You are sooo jealous. It's just as clear as can be.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
No, but I was for a while. I had a Crown Victoria.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
Er, didn't you tell us that the Crown Vic was an inheritance for penis CONsolation? You are sure being shadey about the donor of this "gift". lol
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
And the 50 grand, and the Garmin, and a pug puppy, and several other things. You just wish you had Turtle Power.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
Maybe she is trying to tell you something. Why would you need a GPS locator when you are having sex? Maybe she's suggesting that he needs help finding the right location?
"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
My grannie wasn't a cab driver and I don't offer penis CONsolation. lol However, one day I will inherit a 1968 Mustang convertible. : ) I know it's no Crown Vic, but I think I will get over it.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
There's a reason for that...you're missing the equipment!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
LOL!!! The G in that GPS is for the G-Spot. Now that is a genius invention!
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
This is what it looks like. Nice, huh? It's for GLOBAL positioning, not G-Spot finding.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
Careful. You're going to get poor Turdle cornfused, Now he needs to know what a "G-Spot" is, and that it is different from a "10 Spot".
"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
I doubt they like you "in that way." The gifts are probably explained by the loot they lifted from your wallet while you were sleeping, feet up, on your shell.
Actually, I think the G-Spot finder would be more useful for you Turtle. lol As for me, I know where I am without any GLOBAL positioning unit. So, I can't muster up any enthusiasm for your unit.......I know, you hear this ad nauseum. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
And here's a pug puppy, which I'm sure is cuter than any flea-bitten, smelly mongrel you own!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
I don't carry any money because of all the women who support me.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
Ka-Zingggggggggg! "One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
Looks like a mostly empty box with a little red X in the upper left hand corner. Poor Turtle......another epic fail. My little cutie looks like this: "The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
What happened to its head? Did you hit it with a hammer? The puppy showed up on my computer, because I have a REAL computer.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
Oh no, I never use my ball peen on canines. I only use it on Turtles. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
More fibs.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
I didn't doubt the REALness of your computer, Turtle. However, I cannot underestimate the OPERATOR ineptness on the keyboard. : ) The puppy showed up on YOUR computer because it's on YOUR hard drive. If you want to share it with the lot of us, you need to upload the photo to Photo Bucket or a like site and then post it from there.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
For you Turtle...........Sledge Hammer. lol
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Must have been a heck of a big woman that you had to have a GPS to find out where you needed to be.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. I refuse to have anything more with this horrible thread. Turtle is insufferable. Gigolo was the word he was trying to find to describe himself, not whore. But it is a foreign word and language to little turtle.
LOL
Tough women come from New York, sweet women from Texas, prissy women from Southern California, but we NORTHERN CALIFORNIA WOMEN have fire & ice in our blood. We can ride 4-wheelers, be a princess, throw a left hook, pack heat, hunt with the men, bake a cake, love with passion, and if we have an opinion, you know you're going to hear it!! If you have to advertise your "endowment" then you are well aware of the inefficiency of that appendage!!!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. I love that song.
Tough women come from New York, sweet women from Texas, prissy women from Southern California, but we NORTHERN CALIFORNIA WOMEN have fire & ice in our blood. We can ride 4-wheelers, be a princess, throw a left hook, pack heat, hunt with the men, bake a cake, love with passion, and if we have an opinion, you know you're going to hear it!! Are you sure? LOL
Tough women come from New York, sweet women from Texas, prissy women from Southern California, but we NORTHERN CALIFORNIA WOMEN have fire & ice in our blood. We can ride 4-wheelers, be a princess, throw a left hook, pack heat, hunt with the men, bake a cake, love with passion, and if we have an opinion, you know you're going to hear it!! So, let me get my facts straight. She sent you a GPS to help you find your penis? ;) lol
From Blank Cheque Ireland... to Bounced Cheque Ireland.
She should have sent a magnifying glass and some tweezers.
#13. To: Turtle (#9)
I don't cure, just console.
#14. To: Turtle, Cynicom, farmfriend (#11)
I got both from the same woman.
#15. To: ghostdogtxn (#12)
Why would you need a GPS locator when you are having sex?
#16. To: abraxas (#14)
Your grannie......lol.
#17. To: abraxas, turtle (#14)
#18. To: Cynicom, abraxas, farmfriend (#17)
and he is still virgin.
#19. To: Turtle (#16)
You wish!
#20. To: abraxas (#19)
Come on, we all know who cornered the market on Crown Vics.
#21. To: Cynicom, turtle (#17)
#22. To: Turtle (#20)
#23. To: abraxas (#21)
Come on, we all know who cornered the market on Crown Vics.
#24. To: abraxas (#22)
Your grannie was a cab driver?
#25. To: Turtle (#24)
#26. To: abraxas (#25)
Er, didn't you tell us that the Crown Vic was an inheritance for penis CONsolation?
#27. To: ghostdogtxn (#12)
sent me a $340 Garmin GPS
#28. To: Turtle (#26)
You just wish you had Turtle Power.
#29. To: abraxas (#28)
I don't offer penis CONsolation. lol
#30. To: Original_Intent, ghostdogtxn, Turtle (#27)
Maybe she's suggesting that he needs help finding the right location?
#31. To: abraxas (#30)
#32. To: abraxas (#30)
#33. To: Turtle (#0)
#34. To: Turtle (#31)
Nice, huh? It's for GLOBAL positioning, not G-Spot finding.
#35. To: abraxas (#34)
#36. To: Jethro Tull (#33)
The gifts are probably explained by the loot they lifted from your wallet while you were sleeping, feet up, on your shell.
#37. To: abraxas (#34)
#38. To: Turtle (#35)
#39. To: abraxas (#38)
(Edited)
#40. To: Turtle (#39)
Did you hit it with a hammer/
#41. To: abraxas (#40)
I only use it on Turtles. : )
#42. To: Turtle (#39)
because I have a REAL computer.
#43. To: Turtle (#41)
#44. To: Turtle (#31)
This is what it looks like. Nice, huh? It's for GLOBAL positioning, not G-Spot finding.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#45. To: James Deffenbach, Turtle (#44)
(Edited)
#46. To: abraxas (#8)
another sad case of the cure being worse than the ailment.
#47. To: Turtle (#0)
... I consoled her with my penis ...
#48. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#45)
Turtle is insufferable.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#49. To: abraxas (#43)
#50. To: Cynicom (#45)
Gigolo was the word he was trying to find to describe himself, not whore.
#51. To: Turtle (#0)
One of my ex-ex-ex-girlfiends (I mean friend) sent me a $340 Garmin GPS because of all the times I consoled her with my penis. Now that I think about it, that's how I got most of the stuff I own. OMG, I just realized I'm a WHORE!!
#52. To: irishthatcherite, turtle (#51)
She sent you a GPS to help you find your penis?
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
Hair Salon Salisbury, CT
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