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Title: I Just Realized I'm a WHORE!!!
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Published: Nov 13, 2010
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2010-11-13 11:55:42 by Turtle
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One of my ex-ex-ex-girlfiends (I mean friend) sent me a $340 Garmin GPS because of all the times I consoled her with my penis. Now that I think about it, that's how I got most of the stuff I own. OMG, I just realized I'm a WHORE!!

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ghostdogtxn  posted on  2010-11-13   12:33:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

sent me a $340 Garmin GPS

Maybe she is trying to tell you something.

Why would you need a GPS locator when you are having sex?

Maybe she's suggesting that he needs help finding the right location?

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-11-13   12:53:20 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Maybe she's suggesting that he needs help finding the right location?

LOL!!! The G in that GPS is for the G-Spot. Now that is a genius invention!

abraxas  posted on  2010-11-13   12:57:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Careful. You're going to get poor Turdle cornfused,

Now he needs to know what a "G-Spot" is, and that it is different from a "10 Spot".

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