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Title: I Just Realized I'm a WHORE!!!
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Published: Nov 13, 2010
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2010-11-13 11:55:42 by Turtle
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One of my ex-ex-ex-girlfiends (I mean friend) sent me a $340 Garmin GPS because of all the times I consoled her with my penis. Now that I think about it, that's how I got most of the stuff I own. OMG, I just realized I'm a WHORE!!

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ghostdogtxn  posted on  2010-11-13   12:33:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

sent me a $340 Garmin GPS

Maybe she is trying to tell you something.

Why would you need a GPS locator when you are having sex?

Maybe she's suggesting that he needs help finding the right location?

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-11-13   12:53:20 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Maybe she's suggesting that he needs help finding the right location?

LOL!!! The G in that GPS is for the G-Spot. Now that is a genius invention!

abraxas  posted on  2010-11-13   12:57:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

This is what it looks like. Nice, huh? It's for GLOBAL positioning, not G-Spot finding.

Turtle  posted on  2010-11-13   13:00:41 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Nice, huh? It's for GLOBAL positioning, not G-Spot finding.

Actually, I think the G-Spot finder would be more useful for you Turtle. lol

As for me, I know where I am without any GLOBAL positioning unit. So, I can't muster up any enthusiasm for your unit.......I know, you hear this ad nauseum. : )

abraxas  posted on  2010-11-13   13:05:30 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

And here's a pug puppy, which I'm sure is cuter than any flea-bitten, smelly mongrel you own!

Turtle  posted on  2010-11-13   13:07:50 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Looks like a mostly empty box with a little red X in the upper left hand corner.

Poor Turtle......another epic fail.

My little cutie looks like this:

abraxas  posted on  2010-11-13   13:10:10 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

What happened to its head? Did you hit it with a hammer?

The puppy showed up on my computer, because I have a REAL computer.

Turtle  posted on  2010-11-13   13:11:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Did you hit it with a hammer/

Oh no, I never use my ball peen on canines. I only use it on Turtles. : )

abraxas  posted on  2010-11-13   13:13:20 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I only use it on Turtles. : )

More fibs.

Turtle  posted on  2010-11-13   13:14:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

For you Turtle...........Sledge Hammer. lol

abraxas  posted on  2010-11-13   13:19:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I love that song.

farmfriend  posted on  2010-11-13   14:57:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#54. To: farmfriend (#49)

Me too. : )

abraxas  posted on  2010-11-13 20:57:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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