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Title: I Just Realized I'm a WHORE!!!
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Published: Nov 13, 2010
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2010-11-13 11:55:42 by Turtle
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Views: 3240
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One of my ex-ex-ex-girlfiends (I mean friend) sent me a $340 Garmin GPS because of all the times I consoled her with my penis. Now that I think about it, that's how I got most of the stuff I own. OMG, I just realized I'm a WHORE!!
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#12. To: Turtle (#0)
Maybe she is trying to tell you something. Why would you need a GPS locator when you are having sex? Maybe she's suggesting that he needs help finding the right location?
LOL!!! The G in that GPS is for the G-Spot. Now that is a genius invention!
This is what it looks like. Nice, huh? It's for GLOBAL positioning, not G-Spot finding.
That GPS is not even a current model, it's an ancient one. I know, because I used to own one just like it. As others have suggested, maybe she's telling you that you couldnt find certain things.
lol..... Turtle relishes the "inheritance" that was supposedly bequeathed for penis CONsolation. As if he couldn't be found in the land yacht SS Crown Victoria, he brims with pride over the "ancient" GPS while feigning naivete over the obvious "HINT" that Turtle has troubles with location and positioning. Turtle would feign naivete if she bequeathed him a clue by four. hehehehe
Crown Vics are pieces of junk and I sent that one to the junkyard ten years ago. Now I have a Windstar van, and they're pieces of junk, too. Fords and generally junk. Found on road dead, fix or repair daily.
Hmmmm.......Turtle seems to attract pieces of junk like a magnet. lol My Fords were stylish and strong Mustangs. No Crown Vics or Windstar vans for me......
Afore you guys time... I had a second hand 1952 ford, two door, flathead six, standard shift, paid 200 bucks for it. Drove it for years, 150,000 I put on it, changed the oil now and then. Never let me down. Sold it for 100 bucks. Own a Caddy now, looks nice, impresses the unwashed, costs me a fortune in repair bills.
#73. To: Cynicom (#72)
I put 488,000 miles on a Chevy Cavalier, had the junkyard tow it away, they wouldn't even give me a penny for it, just towed it for free because it blew up in a school parking lot.
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#27. To: ghostdogtxn (#12)
sent me a $340 Garmin GPS
#30. To: Original_Intent, ghostdogtxn, Turtle (#27)
Maybe she's suggesting that he needs help finding the right location?
#31. To: abraxas (#30)
#62. To: Turtle, abraxas, farmfriend (#31)
This is what it looks like. Nice, huh? It's for GLOBAL positioning, not G-Spot finding.
She was probably cleaning out her closet and is dumping her old junk on you.
"Turn south at Cli-tor-is."
"Drive 5 inches forward."
"Reverse 5 inches"
"Recalculating..."
#66. To: Armadillo, turtle (#62)
She was probably cleaning out her closet and is dumping her old junk on you.
#68. To: abraxas (#66)
As if he couldn't be found in the land yacht SS Crown Victoria
#70. To: Turtle (#68)
Now I have a Windstar van, and they're pieces of junk, too.
#72. To: abraxas, turtle (#70)
My Fords were stylish and strong Mustangs. No Crown Vics or Windstar vans for me......
Replies to Comment # 72. 150,000 I put on it, changed the oil now and then. Never let me down. Sold it for 100 bucks.
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