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Title: Turtle Has Sex with a Shoe
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Published: Nov 16, 2010
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2010-11-16 14:06:39 by Turtle
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Views: 975
Comments: 32
Poster Comment: HAHAHA!! Not the Turtle you were thinking of!!! All the dirty minds will click on this post.
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#1. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#0)
I'll ping you because I know you'll be fascinated by this.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
if you wanted to juxtapose two words that would cancel each other out perfectly, there can be only one, perfect answer: turtle-----penis. there is no way a turtle can fuck anything at all, unless its a shoe.
Thou hast power only to act not over the result thereof. Act thou therefore without prospect of the result and without succcumbing to inaction. The mind acts like an enemy for those who do not control it...Perform your obligatory duty, because action is indeed better than inaction...Sever the ignorant doubt in your heart with the sword of self-knowledge. Observe your discipline. Arise. The Bhagavad Gita
What? Only 22 perverts have looked at this thread so far? I am disappointed.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
No, it would be more because you always post threads with odd titles. lol I am actually able to predict it's you from most titles. Of course, this title is obvious.. lol
From Blank Cheque Ireland... to Bounced Cheque Ireland.
I hate to admit, I click on most all of your outrageous postings. Even reply to some. And you should be nice to the ladies here.
Prove it.
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
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#3. To: All (#0)
#4. To: Turtle (#0)
HAHAHA!! Not the Turtle you were thinking of!!! All the dirty minds will click on this post.
#5. To: Turtle (#0)
All the dirty minds will click on this post.
#6. To: Turtle (#0)
Not the Turtle you were thinking of!!!
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
Hair Salon Salisbury, CT
#7. To: Cynicom, farmfriend, abraxas (#5)
I am nice to them. I give them an opportunity to make fun of me, to give meaning to their otherwise boring lives.
And you should be nice to the ladies here.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#8. To: Turtle (#0)
I long suspected that Turtle had a shoe fetish.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#9. To: abraxas, Turtle (#8)
LOL
I long suspected that Turtle had a shoe fetish.
Tough women come from New York, sweet women from Texas, prissy women from Southern California, but we NORTHERN CALIFORNIA WOMEN have fire & ice in our blood. We can ride 4-wheelers, be a princess, throw a left hook, pack heat, hunt with the men, bake a cake, love with passion, and if we have an opinion, you know you're going to hear it!!
#10. To: abraxas, farnfriend (#8)
I do not, and you just made that up on the spot. Turtle is on to you, you weisenheimer dwarf.
I long suspected that Turtle had a shoe fetish.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#11. To: Turtle, farmfriend, Cynicom (#10)
We have taped evidence to substantiate my suspicions, along with an audio of Turtle squeaks recording the passion of the shoe..... Say, that's a fine title for the your next offering of Turtle Porn: The Passion of the Shoe. lol I better slap a quick copyright to ensure royalties when Turtle rolls that film.
I long suspected that Turtle had a shoe fetish. I do not, and you just made that up on the spot.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#12. To: abraxas (#11)
Do not. Liar liar pants on fire.
We have taped evidence to substantiate my suspicions, along with an audio of Turtle squeaks recording the passion of the shoe.....
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#13. To: abraxas (#11)
LOL! Good one. But about the royalties and copyright--I don't think you can copyright a title unless that law has changed. I know you couldn't at one time, at least if I am remembering it correctly.
Say, that's a fine title for the your next offering of Turtle Porn: The Passion of the Shoe. lol
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#14. To: abraxas, turtle (#11)
AB... Here is the ORIGINAL title. "Turtle Has Unsafe Sex with a Shoe"
Turtle Has Sex with a Shoe
#15. To: Cynicom (#14)
"Turtle Has Unsafe Sex with a Shoe" My pug could give your wimpy cat a heart attack just by looking at him.
Here is the ORIGINAL title.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#16. To: Cynicom (#14)
lol......spreading Turtlmydia, Shellonorrhea (also called the "Toe Smack"), and Shoeyphilis everywhere. Shame on The Passion of (or should that be on?) the Shoe!! Derb nub that Turtle and his shoe fetish!!
"Turtle Has Unsafe Sex with a Shoe"
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#17. To: abraxas (#16)
My pug could eat your dog (which apparently is just one huge anal gland ready to pop) for a snack.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#18. To: abraxas (#16)
Pugs are too cute for you.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#19. To: abraxas, turtle (#16)
hehehehehehehehe Olde turtle now has been exposed as a STD carrying sex fiend. hehehehehehehehe I did read that the shoe committed suicide after that horrible rape.
lol......spreading Turtlmydia, Shellonorrhea (also called the "Toe Smack"), and Shoeyphilis everywhere.
#20. To: Cynicom (#19)
My pug is going to tie your cat's tail into a square knot.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#21. To: Turtle, abraxas, farmfriend (#15)
Nonense. I just talked to the CAT and she said she would have a side order of "slashed Pug" for lunch. hehehehehehehe
My pug could give your wimpy cat a heart attack just by looking at him.
#22. To: Turtle (#18)
Greyhounds are to cute and clean for you..... I bet food gets stuck in all those head wrinkles on pugs. : P
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#23. To: abraxas (#22)
I'd be on my back in agony, too, if my head looked as if it was put in a vise.
Greyhounds are to cute and clean for you.....
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#24. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#19)
lol......how do we know that Turtle wasn't filming one of those horrible "snuff" films? Poor shoe!! We need a full investigation into this case. Turtle, don't leave town, as you are the prime suspect in the unfortunate demise of the assaulted, attacked and brutalized shoe in this film. lol
I did read that the shoe committed suicide after that horrible rape.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#25. To: Cynicom (#21)
It'll be my pug that has your cat for lunch. Boiled slowly is best!
I just talked to the CAT and she said she would have a side order of "slashed Pug" for lunch.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#26. To: Turtle (#23)
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#27. To: abraxas (#26)
Why is it wearing those wax Halloween teeth? What are you doing to that poor dog?
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#28. To: Cynicom (#14)
"Turtle Has Unsafe Sex with a Shoe" I thought it was: "Turtle Has Unsafe Sex with a black loafer"
Here is the ORIGINAL title.
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Revere God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man".
#29. To: Turtle (#27)
That dog is smiling. : ) Edie Brickell once sang that Philosophy is a smile on a dog.... I think Paul Simon might have helped her out on the lyrics to that song. I always liked that one.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#30. To: Turtle, ALL (#0)
BREAKING NEWS--Another turtle attack has been filmed.........Passion of the Shoe part two.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#31. To: noone222 (#28)
You win, I bow to far superior intelligence.
I thought it was: "Turtle Has Unsafe Sex with a black loafer"
#32. To: Cynicom (#31)
I just know his type !!!
You win, I bow to far superior intelligence.
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Revere God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man".
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