Funny Asian Names Sometimes Asian names can be quite hilarious. They can also carry a lot of meaning. For example: For the English phrase: “I think you need a facelift.” The Asian Name: Chin Tu Fat
English Phrase: “Are you hiding a fugitive?” Asian Name: Hu Yu Hai Ding?
English Phrase: “Small Horse” Asian Name: Tai Ni Po Ni
English Phrase: “See me A.S.A.P.” Asian Name: Kum Hia Nao
English Phrase: “Stupid Man” Asian Name: Dum Gai
English Phrase: “Small Horse” Asian Name: Tai Ni Po Ni
English Phrase: “Did you go to the beach?” Asian Name: Wai Yu So Tan?
English Phrase: “I bumped into a coffee table.” Asian Name: Ai Bang Mai Ni
English Phrase: “It’s very dark in here.” Asian Name: Wai So Dim
English Phrase: “This is a tow away zone.” Asian Name: No Pah King
English Phrase: “You are not very bright.” Asian Name: Yu So Dum
English Phrase: “I got this for free!” Asian Name: Ai No Pei
English Phrase: “Please stay a while longer.” Asian Name: Wai Go Nao?
English Phrase: “They have arrived.” Asian Name: Hai Dei Kum
English Phrase: “Stay out of sight.” Asian Name: Lei Lo
English Phrase: “He’s cleaning his automobile.” Asian Name: Wa Sing Ka
English Phrase: “Your body odor is gosh darn offensive.” Asian Name: Yu Stin Ki
English Phrase: “Aren’t you were on a diet?” Asian Name: Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Poster Comment:
If my name was Dong or Dung or Poo, I would change it.