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Title: The Folks at Pirate Bay Know How to Talk to Dreamworks Lawyers and Other Scumbags
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URL Source: http://static.thepiratebay.org/dreamworks_response.txt
Published: Nov 20, 2010
Author: anakata
Post Date: 2010-11-20 21:43:28 by James Deffenbach
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Views: 116
Comments: 4
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 KMWLAW@flash.net wrote: Dennis L. Wilson, Esq. August 23, 2004 VIA ELECTRONIC MAIL AND U.S. MAIL ThePirateBay.org Re: Unauthorized Use of DreamWorks SKG Properties To Whom It May Concern: This letter is being written to you on behalf of our client, DreamWorks SKG (hereinafter ^ÓDreamWorks^Ô). DreamWorks is the exclusive owner of all copyright, trademark and other intellectual property rights in and to the ^ÓShrek 2^Ô motion picture. No one is authorized to copy, reproduce, distribute, or otherwise use the ^ÓShrek 2^Ô motion picture without the express written permission of DreamWorks. [...] As you may be aware, Internet Service Providers can be held liable if they do not respond to claims of infringement pursuant to the requirements of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). In accordance with the DMCA, we request your assistance in the removal of infringements of the ^ÓShrek 2^Ô motion picture from this web site and any other sites for which you act as an Internet Service Provider. We further declare under penalty of perjury that we are authorized to act on behalf of DreamWorks and that the information in this letter is accurate. Please contact me immediately to discuss this matter further. As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe. Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here. For your information, no Swedish law is being violated. Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium, will result in a) a suit being filed for harassment; b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for sending frivolous legal threats. It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ....... morons, and that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons. Please also note that your e-mail and letter will be published in full on http://www.thepiratebay.org. Go fuck yourself. Polite as usual, anakata
KEATS McFARLAND & WILSON, LLP
9720 Wilshire Blvd., Penthouse Suite
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
Tel: (310) 248-3830
Fax: (310) 860-0363
Box 1206
Stockholm 11479
SWEDEN
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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
So copyrights are not enforced in Sweden? I didn't know this.
God is always good!
I have no idea what Swedish law is in regards to copyright but I do know Pirate Bay has been around a good while and no one (to my knowledge) has successfully sued them.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Look at this one. It's kinda funny, talking about how "making this email public or ridiculing it will result in immediate legal action. Dear Fredrik Neij, it has come to our attention that a number of our works and trade marks now appear on your own website. http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=3215747&hit=1 Enya A Box Of Dreams - 886 transfers http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=3252776&hit=1 Enya - The Celts - 291 transfers http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=3252777&hit=1 Enya - Watermark - 316 transfers http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=3230233&hit=1 Enya - The Celts - 386 transfers As these albums are under Copyright and no EU or Swedish law allows unauthorized distribution of this ripped music, you are in violation of our Copyright. You are additionally in violation of Swedish and EU law as you are violating our Trade Mark by listing Trade Mark protected names (protected under Swedish law) on your web page without permission. You have 72 hours to completely remove the above links. After this you will receive 1 (ONE) legal note from GrayZone. You will receive no further notices. Also please note that making this email public or ridiculing it will result in immediate legal action and we are also contacting RipeNCC for suspension. Regards Peter Pehrson aigle music / warner music international Here is their reply: Dear whatever-you-are, thank you for providing us and our users with such great entertainment. I'm not talking about Enya (hey, Enya fucking sucks), but instead of your nonsensical email. You have - confused us with our ISP - no knowledge whatsoever about BitTorrent - no knowledge whatsoever of the appliciable laws (trademark or copyright) - made very entertaining threats (hey, go ahead and contact RIPE NCC, please, I beg you) You have scored 10 out of 10 points on our Legal Threats Entertainment scale. You win the grand prize: A lifetime of ridicule on our legal threats section (http://static.thepiratebay.org/legal/) ! Congratulations! Please also note that I'm not currently out of toilet paper, so you may wait a while before sending legal papers.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. To the owners of the torrent tracker http://www.thepiratebay.org k, lissen plz. tpb haz n0 trakker. it's all about magnet links and dht nowadays. k? tpb !=trakkz0r. Through our SCADA department we recently discovered unauthorized use of confidential material in connection with your website, http://www.thepiratebay.org. As of March 26th 2010, this material has been granted clearance for governmental viewing level 3, and must not be copied, distributed or presented in any way without the prior consent of Blackwell Briggs. thanks for repeating the sites name, I didn't understand the first time. Governmental viewing level 3? Is this the final level? what's the boss like in this level? I remember playing Gradius 2(aka Life Force, aka Salamander, aka best shoot em up ever!!1 no it's not! yes it is! we dont agree with myself) and on one level there was this huuuge brain with eyes and arms!! I almost dreamt nightmares about that. luckily I ebeat his ass using the konami code. since then, I've been having serious knightmares about that brain. just last week I saw this guy walking down the street who looked like a brain (I knows! craaazy!) and I desperately searched for my NES controller. I didnt know if the guy had the power of lazors or not, but there waz no time to ask. I finally found the controller in my bag (just under some rugged copies of 2600, a crappy print out of The Coming Insurrection, a roll of tinfoil and a note with the phone number to a really nice guy I met last night at a bar in a town I forgot the name of but he had blue eyes and cool shoes just the right type ya know but smelled funky. Anyway, I pressed Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and booom! I felt the power of Greyskull flow through my veins. It was AWESOOOOOOME! Thanks to some previous power bars I now too had the power of laz0rs. I quickly strafe-jumped to the left, then to the right and then to the right again while screaming Pew! pew! pew! Nah! Nah! Nah! Peeew! (that gives more power to my lazors and usually defeats even the most annoying bosses and their bosses bosses). Mr Brain then looked at me with pain and confusion in his eyes, clearly the lazors were working! When he turned around (probably scared to death!) I quickly jumped behind a crate, reloading my lazors and stood ready if the brain dude were to return. He didn't. Lucky for him mkey1 I wouldn't wanna turn on my god mode just like that. So dont think that some level 3 bullshit will scare me. As I've just subliminally (you might wanna google that) told you, I can deal with any level of bullshit. Yes i can, no i can't but i do! This material was aquired by subversive hacker groups, following a breach of Blackwell Briggs online security systems on May 15. These files are now being offered for Internet Download, copying and distribution through filesharing technology on your site. "Subversive, hacker groups, breach, online security system, Internet download, copying, distribution, filesharing." What's this? Saying all these hot words in a row turns me on! ON! This makes me think about hot terminator chicks and dudes doing naughty things. Yeah! I'll be in your back! Hasta alta vista baby! Cum with me if you want to live! Yeeeeaah... ...aaaaand I'm done k thx. The confidential material may be found here: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5569484/BlackwellBriggs.Revealed.leaked.K=4YCeeThanks for the link, you just made it public to billions of file sharing dudes and dudettes. We strongly advise you to remove all confidential and unauthorized material in connection with Blackwell Briggs Corps. Should any torrents and/or original files be found residing on your servers by June 10, our attorneys will (a) notify = Europol of your breach of governmental confidentiality (b) inform the Swedish government of your illegal activities. I could go on a rant here about how no material is kept on our servers, and nowadays not even the torrents, and how none of the material passes through our servers, and so on and so on. But since we keep on getting these crazy mails from people like you, I won't bother. But, on (a) I'll reply Europol? More like Eurolol! Lololololol!!1 hahahaha ok we very funny and on (b) I'll reply Yeah good luck with that. Ask your buddies at the MPAA, RIAA, MAFIAA and the american justice department how much effect that usually does. We got raided once due the american government going to bed with the swedish gov and some pillowtalking into an agreement about shutting us down. We were down for 3 days. Not as much of a problem comparing to how long it took us to get online when a former admin went on a drunk rampage and was nowhere to be found (down for 5 days. some million in fines, 4 dead sheep and a story never to be told, without level 4 clearance.. yeah, more than you have, you're only at level 3 lolololol) Thank you for your cooperation. Hey your're welcome! Feel free to grab some retractable batons on your way out. If the MPAA didn't grab em all. If you have any questions concerning this matter, please contact us via e-mail at: legal@blackwellbriggs.com I'm all good, but our users might have some questions, so you should probably check your email tomorrow morning... Your's truly - Winston
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
#2. To: RickyJ (#1)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#3. To: RickyJ (#1)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#4. To: All (#3)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
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