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Miscellaneous See other Miscellaneous Articles Title: Emmy-winner's song: 'You can trust the TSA' Steve Vaus project takes on 'groping' at airport security checkpoints. Steve Vaus project takes on 'groping' at airport security checkpoints Buck Howdy, aka Steve Vaus, an artist who has won both Emmy and Grammy awards, who has worked with the Olympics, the U.S. Navy Blue Angels and the World Series, and who has recorded with Randy Travis and Kenny Rogers, has launched a new song on WND that takes on the "groping" that has developed at Transportation Security Administration checkpoints at U.S. airports. In a parody of Kris Kristofferson's famous "Help Me Make It Through The Night," he sings: Take the ribbon from your hair Shake it loose and let it fall Leave your shoes right over there Now get up against the wall The full lyrics of "Help You Make it to Your Flight" are: Take the ribbon from your hair Shake it loose and let it fall Leave your shoes right over there Now get up against the wall I'll run my hands inside your thighs Up your legs and out of sight! But you can trust the TSA To help you make it to your flight We don't profile that'd be wrong Just ask the ACLU We'd rather check your nooks and crannies Every inch of you Got no life except my job But I don't mind it's all right I get to grope you legally If you want to take a flight This badge and uniform we wear Might look like a rent a cop But your life is in our hands We like it that way, especially if you're hot Awful lonely being me No girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife So let me squeeze you, oooh, right there If you want to take a flight You can trust the TSA You'll be in our dreams tonight
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