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Title: Alternative for body scanners (brilliant)
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Published: Nov 24, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-11-24 10:36:02 by christine
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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the Airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or In your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap About racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive Trials. This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an Announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention, standby passengers! We Now have a seat available on flight number..."
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#1. To: christine (#0)
Ha Ha I love it. Self cleaning I hope.
"The all Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing". Herger the Joyous
Sounds like a winner. People who aren't planning any terrorist activity can go on about their business unmolested and people who are planning it and have the means to carry it out on them will just "go boom." A winner all around.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. i guarantee there'd never be an explosion if this were implemented.
Perfect solution! And we would actually achieve the results desired.
"The all Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing". Herger the Joyous
If I didn't like someone I would sneak a firecracker into his pants.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
With TSA in charge of this, I picture them putting a bare 120 volt line in your butt first.
Let's start a rumor that the purpose of the scanners is to sterilize blacks.
A Paul for President! geez no beans before any flying.....egads what if I forget?
That may be too close to the truth for comfort and it may not be just for blacks.
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
Geeez, I hope you didnt stay up all nite givin birth to that one???? Shortly thereafter an Announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention, standby passengers! TSA now has one seat available on TSA flt 007. Attn maintenance, we have a serious cleanup in booth number one."
I cannot think of a device that would, sure-fire, detonate EVERY bomb, no matter its ingredients and design. If you've got such an invention you could make millions selling them to police bomb disposal squads. It's perfectly possible that the separate parts of a bomb could be smuggled onboard, perhaps parcelled out among two or three passengers, so that it doesn't become explosive until combined aboard the plane in flight. I also cannot imagine a device that would detonate bombs and yet be so constructed that other people could stand close outside it.
Let me field this one, please! Shoonra writes, "I cannot think..... I also cannot imagine....
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
Shoonra, it's a funny. ;)
christine doesn't want to let on, but the device is called the Hebrew Toaster. It's a modified model of Chertoff's machine, and activates based on genetic sensors. Once activated, all eight turbo jets fire in synchronicity and the occupant is made urn ready in mere moments. In plain Palestinian, it's a bitch.
Oy vey!!! __________________________________________________________ You just want to live in the past when traveling by air was, well, civilized: __________________________________________________________ Well schmuck a duck, if that isn't a v-v-v-vunderful mural!
You made my day, JT. (Once again.)
Too funny. By the way I understand they have an opt out feature where they strip you to a loin cloth, make you wear a crown of thorns, hang you on a cross so their screeners can see "your nuts" !!!
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Revere God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man".
"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
Where do you want your valuable prize sent to?
The initial prototype is traveling to the United States Capitol Police to be installed at the entrance of the House of Representatives. Should all go as promised, a second Hebrew Toaster will become a permanent arch for our precious Senate members and their associates.
What if everyone in the entire freaking world were out to kill just you, shoonra? How would that make you feel?
"Have a little respect - it's a f*ckin' opera." - Keith Moon
Hell, if the company that makes those gets the thing tuned-up to do both jews and zios, I'll invest everything I have in it. I just hope they know that I own all the trademarks on 'Jew-B-Q' & it's variants.
#2. To: christine (#0)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#3. To: phantom patriot (#1)
#4. To: christine (#3)
i guarantee there'd never be an explosion if this were implemented.
#5. To: christine (#0)
#6. To: christine (#0)
#7. To: christine (#0)
Whites need to be shown darkie won't vote for him.
#8. To: christine (#0)
but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or In your body
#9. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#7)
Let's start a rumor that the purpose of the scanners is to sterilize blacks.
#10. To: christine (#0)
This is so simple that it's brilliant.
#11. To: christine (#0)
#12. To: Shoonra (#11)
#13. To: Shoonra (#11)
#14. To: Shoonra (#11)
#15. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#16. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#7)
Let's start a rumor that the purpose of the scanners is to sterilize blacks.
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#17. To: X-15 (#15)
#18. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
christine doesn't want to let on, but the device is called the Hebrew Toaster. It's a modified model of Chertoff's machine, and activates based on genetic sensors. Once activated, all eight turbo jets fire in synchronicity and the occupant is made urn ready in mere moments. In plain Palestinian, it's a bitch.
#19. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
christine doesn't want to let on, but the device is called the Hebrew Toaster. It's a modified model of Chertoff's machine, and activates based on genetic sensors. Once activated, all eight turbo jets fire in synchronicity and the occupant is made urn ready in mere moments. In plain Palestinian, it's a bitch.
#20. To: noone222, Jethro Tull (#19)
#21. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#22. To: Esso (#21)
#23. To: Shoonra (#11)
It's perfectly possible that the separate parts of a bomb could be smuggled onboard, perhaps parcelled out among two or three passengers, so that it doesn't become explosive until combined aboard the plane in flight.
#24. To: Jethro Tull (#22)
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
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