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Title: Alternative for body scanners (brilliant)
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Published: Nov 24, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-11-24 10:36:02 by christine
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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the Airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or In your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap About racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive Trials. This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an Announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention, standby passengers! We Now have a seat available on flight number..."
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#11. To: christine (#0)
I cannot think of a device that would, sure-fire, detonate EVERY bomb, no matter its ingredients and design. If you've got such an invention you could make millions selling them to police bomb disposal squads. It's perfectly possible that the separate parts of a bomb could be smuggled onboard, perhaps parcelled out among two or three passengers, so that it doesn't become explosive until combined aboard the plane in flight. I also cannot imagine a device that would detonate bombs and yet be so constructed that other people could stand close outside it.
christine doesn't want to let on, but the device is called the Hebrew Toaster. It's a modified model of Chertoff's machine, and activates based on genetic sensors. Once activated, all eight turbo jets fire in synchronicity and the occupant is made urn ready in mere moments. In plain Palestinian, it's a bitch.
Too funny. By the way I understand they have an opt out feature where they strip you to a loin cloth, make you wear a crown of thorns, hang you on a cross so their screeners can see "your nuts" !!!
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#14. To: Shoonra (#11)
#19. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
christine doesn't want to let on, but the device is called the Hebrew Toaster. It's a modified model of Chertoff's machine, and activates based on genetic sensors. Once activated, all eight turbo jets fire in synchronicity and the occupant is made urn ready in mere moments. In plain Palestinian, it's a bitch.
#20. To: noone222, Jethro Tull (#19)
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