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Title: A full body scanner operator was caught xxxxxxxxxxxx during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.
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Published: Nov 24, 2010
Author: DAILY SQUIB NEWS
Post Date: 2010-11-24 21:51:59 by Itistoolate
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Views: 674
Comments: 18
DAILY SQUIB NEWS DENVER - USA - A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday. Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner. "The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news. The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers. "What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.
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#1. To: Itistoolate (#0)
It's for the children. Why do you hate America?
"Have a little respect - it's a f*ckin' opera." - Keith Moon
Rodney - you asshat. No Arab's ever blown up a plane at 3, or 30, or 300, or 3,000, or 30,000 thousand feet. Nor will they ever do so. Screw your dopey head on correctly.
It's only fair that the scanner operators should be under constant surviellance and possibly scanned within their booths every two to three minutes. Yahoo's like this creep might not be so eager to apply for these jobs if they knew they were going to get caught with IT in their sweaty hands. If they're caught with IT in their hand the scan should be shown on wide screen TV for public viewing. Turnabout is fair play.
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
What a dumbass. It might make a good pickup line. deleted
The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
I want this guy fired. First of all because of his language in taking the God's name in vain, then because of his racism against Arabs. This guy should be the head of nothing, not even a chain gain clean up crew.
God is always good!
It could very well be true, so who cares? hehe I don't care if it is true or not, these scanners need to go and the TSA jerks need to do some jail time starting from the top down, with the top getting the longer sentences.
God is always good!
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
LOL!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. You almost got it right. It's chillun (I used to think it was chirren but that was Jocelyn Elder speak). Just listen to Uncle Ruckus and you'll know how to say it.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. deleted
The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
I believe Ruckus calls 'em chillun. That's how it sounds to me anyway. That's a funny clip, isn't it?
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. deleted
The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
What do I want to do?? I want to lay a rifle butt across the snout of a piggie. Wonder what that feels like? Crunch, crunch.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
The article is somewhat believable, but it's a satire if you look at the bottom of the page on the original website... The Daily Squib is a curious satirical publication and should therefore be taken fu**ing seriously ;)
Pronouncing it "chirren" and acting like I have a lazy eye has always produced best results for me.
"Have a little respect - it's a f*ckin' opera." - Keith Moon
#2. To: Itistoolate (#0)
(Edited)
"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.
#3. To: Dakmar (#1)
#4. To: Itistoolate (#0)
"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news
#5. To: Itistoolate (#0)
"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.
Hey, TSA dude. If you are so concerned about Arabs, why not x-ray the Arabs and leave the rest of us alone. It's up to you, the ball's in your park.
"Honey, if you dont show me your pussy, the terrorists win. It's up to you."
#6. To: Dakmar (#1)
#7. To: Itistoolate (#0)
#8. To: Itistoolate (#0)
"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.
#9. To: Eric Stratton (#7)
BTW, is this even true?
#10. To: RickyJ (#9)
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#11. To: Armadillo (#5)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#12. To: Eric Stratton (#6)
(Edited)
That's chidren.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#13. To: James Deffenbach (#12)
#14. To: Eric Stratton (#13)
I stand corrected, it was chirren.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#15. To: James Deffenbach (#14)
#16. To: Itistoolate (#0)
"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 blah, blah, blah . . .
#17. To: ALL (#0)
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#18. To: Eric Stratton (#6)
That's chidren. Get it right.
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