PHOENIX -- A man hoping to avoid the new TSA pat-down procedure at Sky Harbor airport tried something a little a different as he entered the airport security line last week. Perhaps inspired by the Arizona woman who recently stripped down to her bra and panties at a Los Angeles airport, this frequent flyer entered the security line wearing only a Speedo.
Mike Mueller has an artificial hip, which sets off multiple TSA alarms each time he goes through airport metal detectors. In an effort to speed things up, Mueller thought wearing only a Speedo might make the TSA Agent's job a little easier. His daughter documented the events in the video below.
That is insane. They didn't want to be seen touching his junk with the speedo on because of the way it would look, but with pants on they have no problem. This is indicative of a very low IQ. Which is about the only people the TSA can get to work for them.