Obsessive Disobedience Disorder (ODD) This disease is characterized by a persistent distrust of authority figures, including schoolteachers, government officials, and often law enforcement figures as well. While most normal people have no trouble whatsoever in following orders (even seemingly ridiculous ones) from anyone displaying symbols of authority, victims of ODD believe they alone have the right to think and make their own decisions. For obvious reasons, ODD people are dangerous to the balance and harmony of society, and they should all be medicated (treated) as quickly as possible. (Did you guess this one? It's a "real" disorder currently being discussed by those in the psychiatric community?)
Poster comment: This disorder, being considered by the psychiatric community is from a list titled "Introducing nine new made-up diseases for drug companies to exploit with mind-altering drugs (satire) by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger.