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Title: Texting for Seniors
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Published: Dec 14, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-12-14 15:21:29 by Jethro Tull
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Comments: 10
ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing; send the additions back to the person who sent you this so they can update their list. GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
GCW: Golf Cart Wheelie.
"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
KNJFBA: Kaopectate Not Just For Breakfast Anymore GGTGH: Gotta Go Trifocals Giving me a Headache
"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
CPWUA: Co-Pay Went Up Again
GTG4AP. (GTG4AP)
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
Not funny at all.
Tough women come from New York, sweet women from Texas, prissy women from Southern California, but we NORTHERN CALIFORNIA WOMEN have fire & ice in our blood. We can ride 4-wheelers, be a princess, throw a left hook, pack heat, hunt with the men, bake a cake, love with passion, and if we have an opinion, you know you're going to hear it!! You should be punished for posting that. hehehehe
#2. To: Original_Intent (#1)
#3. To: Jethro Tull (#2)
#4. To: Original_Intent (#3)
#5. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
#6. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
#7. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
#8. To: farmfriend (#7)
No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)
#9. To: farmfriend (#7)
#10. To: Cynicom, farmfriend (#6)
Not funny at all.
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