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Title: Texting for Seniors
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Published: Dec 14, 2010
Author: e-mail
Post Date: 2010-12-14 15:21:29 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: None
Views: 271
Comments: 10

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing; send the additions back to the person who sent you this so they can update their list.

GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

GCW: Golf Cart Wheelie.

"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-12-14   15:30:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Original_Intent (#1)

HH: Hoveround Hoops

Jethro Tull  posted on  2010-12-14   15:39:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Jethro Tull (#2)

KNJFBA: Kaopectate Not Just For Breakfast Anymore

GGTGH: Gotta Go Trifocals Giving me a Headache

"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-12-14   15:46:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Original_Intent (#3)

CPWUA: Co-Pay Went Up Again

Jethro Tull  posted on  2010-12-14   16:00:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

GTG4AP. (GTG4AP)

I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant

angK  posted on  2010-12-14   16:08:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

Not funny at all.

Cynicom  posted on  2010-12-14   16:10:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Jethro Tull (#0)


Tough women come from New York, sweet women from Texas, prissy women from Southern California, but we NORTHERN CALIFORNIA WOMEN have fire & ice in our blood. We can ride 4-wheelers, be a princess, throw a left hook, pack heat, hunt with the men, bake a cake, love with passion, and if we have an opinion, you know you're going to hear it!!

farmfriend  posted on  2010-12-15   2:46:38 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: farmfriend (#7)


No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)

wudidiz  posted on  2010-12-15   3:30:14 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: farmfriend (#7)

You should be punished for posting that. hehehehe

Cynicom  posted on  2010-12-15   3:32:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Cynicom, farmfriend (#6)

Not funny at all.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2010-12-15   8:44:27 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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