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Title: How to Be a Gigolo
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Published: Dec 16, 2010
Author: Anonymous
Post Date: 2010-12-16 12:38:59 by Turtle
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Views: 495
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Gigolos are handsome, cultured men who receive money, housing and other favors from a rich, older woman. A gigolo differs from a male escort because a gigolo tends to form an emotional bond with his benefactress over time. Gigolos are the male version of the "trophy wife." They are chosen as a partner by a moneyed woman because of their looks or charm, not true love. .Difficulty: Moderately Challenging Instructions 1.Dress well when you become a gigolo. Most well-heeled women like their boy-toys to look good so they can show them off to friends and family. If you can't afford at least one Armani suit, improvise as best you can with less expensive styles. 2. Show up at all the right places. Attend charity functions, gallery openings and shop at highbrow department stores. Go to exclusive nightclubs if you want to attract rich, younger women. 3. Target the right kind of woman. Women who have inherited money are easier to handle than career women, who may be too demanding, unless you like that kind of thing. 4. Be charming and attentive. If you want stay in your Sugar Momma's good graces, be attentive to her every whim. Compliment her and, most importantly, be good to her in the bedroom when you become a gigolo. 5. Play to her vulnerabilities. A stressed businesswoman won't have time to meet men and an heiress won't have the social skills or practical knowledge of an employed woman. Use these traits as leverage to keep your benefactress loyal to you.
Poster Comment: Turtle's instructions on how to be a gigolo, gleaned from his career as one.
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#1. To: abraxas, farmfriend (#0)
Hope you have lots of money. Otherwise you're out of luck,
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brush fires of freedom in the minds of men." -- Samuel Adams (1722-1803)‡ "The ground of liberty is to be gained by inches, and we must be contented to secure what we can get from time to time and eternally press forward for what is yet to get. It takes time to persuade men to do even what is for their own good." -- Thomas Jefferson
Deuce......farmfriend and I are out of your target customer zone. You would have to pay us to escort you to public events. Let's keep it real: You will look mighty fine in a diaper and bo-peep hat. lol
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Nonsense. You would be and are a pauper.
Turtle dancing with a date from his Gigalo ventures....... lol.......
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Turtle has never told the truth in his life. Total fabrication. Day dreaming while on unemployment.hehehehehehehehe
Both Turtle and Truth start with a T.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
Well that certainly convinced me. /s
Democrats don't mind war as long as they can have big government. Republicans don't mind big government as long as they can have war. Well, let's be honest here, if Turtle is trying to make money collecting cans and charging two cents for folks to read his blog, we can rest assured that there is no business being conducted in his gigolo business. In fact, I think it's safe to conclude that Turtle has lost money on the venture. lol
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
That cuts Turtle to the bone.
LMAO
Tough women come from New York, sweet women from Texas, prissy women from Southern California, but we NORTHERN CALIFORNIA WOMEN have fire & ice in our blood. We can ride 4-wheelers, be a princess, throw a left hook, pack heat, hunt with the men, bake a cake, love with passion, and if we have an opinion, you know you're going to hear it!!
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
#3. To: Turtle, farmfriend (#1)
Otherwise you're out of luck,
#4. To: Turtle (#0)
Turtle's instructions on how to be a gigolo, gleaned from his career as one.
#5. To: Turtle, Cynicom (#0)
#6. To: abraxas (#5)
#7. To: Cynicom, abraxas (#6)
Turtle has never told the truth in his life.
#8. To: Turtle (#7)
Both Turtle and Truth start with a T.
If you believe in small government, then you shouldn't be in the White House.
#9. To: Turtle, Cynicom (#7)
#10. To: abraxas (#9)
In fact, I think it's safe to conclude that Turtle has lost money on the venture. lol
#11. To: abraxas, Turtle (#3)
ou will look mighty fine in a diaper and bo-peep hat. lol
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