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Title: Turtle Saves a Vicious Evil Ungrateful Stupid Cat
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Published: Dec 17, 2010
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2010-12-17 10:48:12 by Turtle
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Views: 358
Comments: 8

About 15 years ago I was standing in front of the apartment one of my employees lived in, waiting for him, when I saw one cat chasing another across the street. They began to fight in front of a storm drain, and after about two seconds one fell in. The other ran off.

These drains had the fifty-pound circular iron cover on top of them. I got a crowbar out of my car trunk and pulled the cover up and off to one side. About 12 feet down, at the bottom of a vertical tunnel lined with ancient brick, and in about six inches of water, along with cans and some Styrofoam, was a wet cat, looking up at me.

Now how was I supposed to get this cat out? If I didn’t, he was dead. I looked in my trunk again, and saw I had a big tangle of electrical wire. I lowered it into the drain, and darn if the cat didn’t understand and grab with his claws onto the tangle.

It’s amazing how heavy a wet cat is, when you're leaving over a hole, unbalanced, trying to pull a wet cat up with just your arms,

I pulled him up, and as he cleared the top, he tried to jump to the pavement, didn’t make it, and fell right back into the drain again. So I lowered the wire again, and started pulling him up.

As he came up, I noticed his eyes were bulging out of his head. He hadn’t grabbed onto the wire this time. A loop of wire was around his neck, and I was slowly strangling him as he came up. When I got him to the top, I got the wire off of his neck, and in about a nanosecond he took off like a shot.

These days, most of the drain openings have grates over them. I’ve seen openings big enough for a kid to fall in, and I’m sure it has happened more than once in the past. Either that, or Pennywise got them.

Ungrateful cat. Stupid, too. He would have been safe the first time he had just waited a few seconds more.

I prefer dogs.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Cats are not stupid.

Most humans just do not understand them.

Cynicom  posted on  2010-12-17   11:02:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Cynicom (#1) (Edited)

If it wasn't for me spending half an hour saving him, he would have croaked.

Good riddance.

Lousy ungrateful cat!

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2010-12-17   11:05:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#2)

evil?

christine  posted on  2010-12-17   11:10:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Turtle (#0)

Turtle is my hero.

Psalms 137:1 By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion.

Red Jones  posted on  2010-12-17   11:14:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: christine, cynicom (#3)

If you were the size of a mouse your cat would eat you.

A pug would just lick you.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2010-12-17   11:26:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Cynicom (#1)

We have the cutest cat. It's a calico with personality plus ! It fetches, and if I don't start the fetching action the cat does ! She brings me little balls or toy mice to throw and then she brings them back until she get bored and quits.

This cat makes my day !

"Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were (ever) our countrymen!”".

noone222  posted on  2010-12-17   11:46:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: noone222 (#6)

mine give me so much joy. i love them to pieces.

christine  posted on  2010-12-17   12:54:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: christine (#7)

mine give me so much joy. i love them to pieces.

I NEVER would have expected to be a cat person at all. BUT, we have one here and I have 7 more at the farm. There's one cat at the farm (the matriarch) that has been there through all the freezeing weather and storms for 8 years now.

She's really my buddy and comes running whenever she hears my car or tractor. I used to go out to feed her and I'd whistle ... then I'd see her little scrawny butt poppin up and down through tall grass a half mile away. (She's family now) !

She's quite the hunter too. I've seen her drag huge pack-rats and even full sized rabbits home for dinner.

"Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were (ever) our countrymen!”".

noone222  posted on  2010-12-17   13:08:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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