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Title: Willie Nelson on his 75th birthday bemoans"I have outlived my pecker."
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Published: Dec 19, 2010
Author: WN
Post Date: 2010-12-19 14:06:19 by Jethro Tull
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Comments: 18

Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

"I have outlived my pecker."

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

"I have outlived my pecker."

To have lived 75 years, and come away with little more than the foregoing poem and his statement, "I have outlived my pecker", is proof the guy has overstayed his welcome.

It is, however, profound that, after 75 years, he has so little wisdom to share!!!

Phant2000  posted on  2010-12-19   14:24:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Phant2000 (#1)

It is, however, profound that, after 75 years, he has so little wisdom to share!!!

Don't know how old you are, but it is never too late to start sharing whatever wisdom you might have.

PnbC  posted on  2010-12-19   14:33:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: PnbC (#3)

Don't know how old you are, but it is never too late to start sharing whatever wisdom you might have.

PnbC:

I am SOOOOO old (73 on the 26th) that any sharing on my part has to necessarily rely on my success at pulling information from the bowels of my memory!!! hehehehe

Phant2000  posted on  2010-12-19   15:01:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Phant2000 (#6)

Seventy three...

My goodness you are olde.

Cynicom  posted on  2010-12-19   16:47:49 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Cynicom (#8)

My goodness you are olde.

Birds of a feather, flock together. You remember what year of migration we met? I know we were going south, but don't remember the year!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHA

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#10. To: Phant2000 (#9)

MUHAHAHAHAHA

Being olde is not funny. at all.

Kids say first time I forget where I live or what my name is, it is off to the olde folks farm for me.

Boo hoo

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