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Title: It reached 72 degree's in North Texas today...
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Published: Dec 20, 2010
Author: X-15
Post Date: 2010-12-20 18:31:43 by X-15
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Views: 1071
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...and I'm wearing shorts and a polo shirt. Tomorrow is supposed to hit 73. If you live further north and were freezing today, well, it sucks to be you!! Bwahahahahahaha....
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#1. To: X-15 (#0)
Just wait until you get an ice storm. Then we'll see who is laughing. I bet TX doesn't have 5 salt shakers in the entire f'n state. .
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#2. To: X-15 (#0)
Central PA turned into a block of GloBULL warming right after Thanksgiving. I'm sitting in my den, next to a fireplace, waiting for the Bears and Vikings to come on. It should be a retro game, given the field conditions which is also a frozen sheet of globull warming.
#3. To: PSUSA (#1)
We also don't drive winter "beaters" or have rusted out floorboards and fenders from salted roads. Ha.
I bet TX doesn't have 5 salt shakers in the entire f'n state.
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#4. To: X-15 (#3)
I have a new car in the garage with 22 miles on it. Zero interest rate x 60 months and $750 Holiday cash made the purchase a no brainer. I put nothing down. It's first trip will be to FL at the end of Feb. if the nation is still functional.
We also don't drive winter "beaters" or have rusted out floorboards and fenders from salted roads. Ha.
#5. To: Jethro Tull (#4)
Don't forget to bring sunscreen and watch out for elderly Florida hebes driving Cadillacs.
It's first trip will be to FL at the end of Feb. if the nation is still functional.
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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#6. To: X-15, 4 (#0)
Right now, CenTex is 70, with a forecast high of 83 tomorrow.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
#7. To: X-15 (#0)
Not funny.
#8. To: X-15 (#3)
You got beaners, by the dozen, beaners by the hundreds, beaners by the thousands, beaners, beaners wall to wall. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Cold keeps the beaners away.
We also don't drive winter "beaters" or have rusted out floorboards and fenders from salted roads. Ha.
#9. To: Lod (#6)
Where is my squirrel gun?
Right now, CenTex is 70, with a forecast high of 83 tomorrow.
#10. To: Cynicom (#8)
Ice and cold has it's benefits.
Cold keeps the beaners away.
#11. To: Cynicom, 4 (#9)
Come on out. We've enough tree-rats and deer to feed a good-sized village here.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
#12. To: Jethro Tull (#10)
I must confess, we have our first half beaner family. Local girl married beaner from Galveston. Lived there for several years. Quit their jobs, sold their home and moved to the hills here in Pa, to get away from all the .....BEANERS.... They both work, own a home, two children AND EVERYONE SPEAKS ENGLISH. You know the difference tween shanty and lace Irish????? Same thing.
Ice and cold has it's benefits.
#13. To: Lod (#11)
Deer season is over, they are back in my back yard every day. I swear they have a calender, know when to go into hiding.
#14. To: Cynicom, 4 (#13)
PA, like TX, should have year-round season on deer, like we do on feral hogs here. They are moving past the pest state, to the hazard state to both homeowners and drivers.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
#15. To: Lod (#14)
Cant do that. New interstate sky hooked on mountain side has a $300,000 bridge so the deer can get to the river to drink in dry summers.
They are moving past the pest state, to the hazard state to both homeowners and drivers.
#16. To: X-15 (#0)
"“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.” ~ Gautama Siddhartha — The Buddha
#17. To: Cynicom, Jethro Tull (#12)
Q. Do you know how to tell the difference between an Irish Gentleman and an Irish Peasant? A. The Irish Gentleman pushes the dishes all to one side before he pees in the sink.
You know the difference tween shanty and lace Irish????? Same thing.
"“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.” ~ Gautama Siddhartha — The Buddha
#18. To: Original_Intent (#17)
Never heard that one afore. Sounds bout like Jethros kin....hehehehehe
A. The Irish Gentleman pushes the dishes all to one side before he pees in the sink.
#19. To: Cynicom, Jethro Tull (#18)
Ooooh! You be bad. He, he, he, ....
"“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.” ~ Gautama Siddhartha — The Buddha
#20. To: Original_Intent, 4 (#17)
Sounds like a water saving guy to me. I prefer the no-flush outdoors.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
#21. To: X-15 (#0)
If you live further north and were freezing today, well, it sucks to be you!! Bwahahahahahaha.... Well call me in August.... Any way it is fantastically warm here in Colorado Springs..We did have a wild wind through here today, coming your way I think.
...and I'm wearing shorts and a polo shirt. Tomorrow is supposed to hit 73.
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#22. To: Lod (#20)
Me to.
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
#23. To: X-15 (#0)
Let me think... What's the word??? Oh yeah... You Suck.
It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not. - Tommy The Mad Artist.
#24. To: X-15 (#0)
it's 70 degrees at almost 9 p.m. here in Austin. so nice.
#25. To: Cynicom, Original_Intent (#18)
Sounds bout like Jethros kin....hehehehehe You guys have dishes?
A. The Irish Gentleman pushes the dishes all to one side before he pees in the sink. Never heard that one afore.
#26. To: Jethro Tull (#25)
Pfffffut.
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
#27. To: Cynicom (#18)
Never heard that one afore. Sounds bout like Jethros kin....hehehehehe That's Arkansas gentleman
The Irish Gentleman pushes the dishes all to one side before he pees in the sink.
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
#28. To: X-15 (#0)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#29. To: PSUSA (#1)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#30. To: Jethro Tull (#4)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#31. To: Jethro Tull (#4)
Is your passport in order? LOL! Watch out for the gestapo on the interstate highways.......... Avoid Tennessee where they shoot your dogs.
It's first trip will be to FL at the end of Feb. if the nation is still functional.
#32. To: ratcat, 4 (#31)
You know, this isn't far from the truth. The day is fast coming where the driving public will be treated like the flying public; random car stops and complete searches. Honestly, they can go eff themselves when it comes down to that. With me I'm prepared to sit all day until they get a warrant specifying what is to be searched, where it is located, and why they have reasonable suspicion. We're down to civil disobedience time.
Is your passport in order? LOL! Watch out for the gestapo on the interstate highways.......... Avoid Tennessee where they shoot your dogs.
#33. To: Original_Intent (#16)
Bwahahahahaha.
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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#34. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#23)
Don't hate the player, I'm just a victim of geography.....
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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#35. To: Eric Stratton, Cynicom (#28)
Don't you folks up north drink sterno to keep warm?? Bwahahahaha!!!
Kiss my frozen ass!
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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#36. To: X-15 (#35)
Thats not funny.
Don't you folks up north drink sterno to keep warm??
#37. To: X-15 (#35)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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