X-M@$ is a song by American musician Corey Taylor recorded for The Teenage Cancer Trust. The video itself is dedicated to those who hate Christmas. It was made digitally available on December 12th, 2010 and entered the UK Singles chart at number 37. Corey Taylor is best known as the lead vocalist and songwriter of American heavy metal bands Slipknot and Stone Sour.
Corey Taylor - X-M@$ Lyrics
Ho Ho Ho Ho!
There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree Gussied up candy canes and balls. Those carolers have kept me up for hours It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls. Now I’m no wiccan commie or nothing, But there’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand. It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools, But it’ll surely make a fool out of every man. HA!
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas You know where to stick those jingle bells. If I ain’t hammered it ain’t Hanukkah And all you motherfuckers go to hell. If I ain’t cockeyed then it ain't Kwanzaa, Joy to the world and jack and coke. If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas, 'Cause I'm never anything but broke.
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse; Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles. Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit, And those colored lights are fucking infantile. I think we collectively as the people Should rise against this corporate jolly noise, And tell the world: “Let’s buy some peace and quiet for a change” Before we spend it all on fucking toys! HA!
So if I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas, You know where to stick those jingle bells. If I ain’t hammered it ain’t Hanukkah, Fa la la la la go fuck yourself! If I ain’t cockeyed it ain’t Kwanzaa, Joy to the world of getting stoned. If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas, So leave this goddam scrooge the fuck alone! HA!